Ian the Red Sabres Enjoyer

March 26th should be a statewide holiday. The Wings were a dynasty twice, don’t @ me. DetroitVsEveryone. Seider won the Calder. WWDD? 3/8 is Faturday Forever

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Caught a Habs fan slipping on the Wings’ page.

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@InfernothOne @4amgirlz @espn @miguelifornia The puck has to be fully over the line to be a goal. You never played

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@Fitzzy73 @HkytownHang When you’re not a new fan you’ll get it

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@Pappy49er59 @mcclusk Cages and bubbles mess with their vision

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@GreeceIceHockey @DailyFaceoff Whistle blew. No goal

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@redandyellowca1 @DailyFaceoff Whistle blew. No goal

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@iHxzxrd_ @BanterRanter710 @LalimesMartian I may not have but I’ve seen my team raise 2 cups. Can you say the same?

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Right on schedule for Canes in 6

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I’m thinking Canes in 6 over Vegas

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@BanterRanter710 @iHxzxrd_ @LalimesMartian Sens have no cups. Says the NHL. Dude is the definition of cope he needs to use a franchise that folded 100 years ago

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@iHxzxrd_ @BanterRanter710 @LalimesMartian Correct. The Wings have 11 cups

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@iHxzxrd_ @LalimesMartian Nice cups, no cups

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Canes are uber cooked

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@iHxzxrd_ @LalimesMartian So you didn’t get swept and you have cups? That’s news to me

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People bookmarking this tweet like it wasn’t the most obvious joke 😂

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To be fair, last time Yzerman traded a captain, they went on to win 2 cups

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@DftlOG24 Tis just a lighthearted joke in these trying times

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@I4MTHESUND4Y @JarradBruessel @DetroitRedWings I’d wager it’s correct

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@BuckeyesandHabs You can’t use the gum vs armed robbery because in this case they’re doing the exact same thing.

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@BuckeyesandHabs Again, “you committed crime but I committed less crime”. Everyone was doing it

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@JarradBruessel @I4MTHESUND4Y @DetroitRedWings Again, Max and Friege don’t need clicks. They get enough of those without this

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@BuckeyesandHabs “You committed a crime but we committed less crime”

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@JarradBruessel @I4MTHESUND4Y @DetroitRedWings This isn’t made up though