MiddleChildSyndrome

Tolerant of all but the intolerable. #FightSmarterNotHarder

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@ddale8 We have an unhinged, malignant Stage 4 narcissistic racist (w/ a “yuuuge” history of subjectitude to conspiracy theories, might I add) on our hands...

Forget the 10 verifiable acts of obstruction, he should be impeached for mental instability ALONE. #InvokeThe25th

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

The most galling and offensive part of the impeachment trial is listening to 100 senators recite the Pledge of Allegiance while 53 of them have no willingness to honor it.

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@TheSteveTheCat @HoarseWisperer Say wha...? You think he’s a closet saladier?! 😯

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@PadmaLakshmi I love the scar on your arm - it tells a story without saying a word.

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@HoarseWisperer Doubtful...but perhaps there’s at least an Avenue of the Americas in downtown Kyiv?

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@DanRather The process matters more to me than the debates...& the process is broken. 😔

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

When I was 13 years old, I wanted to be a fighter pilot, but women weren't allowed to do that. I wrote to my senator, but he ignored me. That senator was Mitch McConnell.

Nevertheless, I became a fighter pilot.

Has Mitch ever ignored you? Let me know: https://t.co/6NQLRchM7Y

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@HoarseWisperer What the...? 😂

(You are having quite the fiery Friday on Twitter, sir. If I weren’t cabining in the woods without solid WiFi, I’d be doling out mad likes right now.)

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Twitter basically:

Person: “These socks are itchy.”

Other people:

“That’s not true. I have socks that aren’t itchy.”

“You shouldn’t generalize about socks.”

“Some people need itchy socks. Stop crapping on them.”

“First-world foot problems.”

“The real problem is shoes.”

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@HoarseWisperer That checks out.

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@MsLuciaR @RRalstonAgile @HoarseWisperer NICE. You won’t regret it, I promise - the shape is surprisingly functional (no more doughy centers!).

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@Vaudesnitchy @DanRunsLong @HoarseWisperer (Oh yeah, that definitely makes this very short list. 👍)

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@BRB0123 @ellenpelican @HoarseWisperer Ha, my sister found it on Amazon, I believe - such a perfect gift for the home chef. 😁

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@HibiscusCyn @RRalstonAgile @HoarseWisperer YES. What type of food are you in the mood for?

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@HibiscusCyn @RRalstonAgile @HoarseWisperer Ooh, where’s dinner tonight (& will we get pictures)??

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@DanRunsLong @HoarseWisperer Haha, I remember it exactly, & Tom had NO BUSINESS using the office toilets!

(We had warehouse toilets for that. 😂)

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@DanRunsLong @HoarseWisperer (Runny because he was making eggs on toast...cook a minute or two longer when serving on their own.

DELICIOUS. 👍)

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@DanRunsLong @HoarseWisperer I HAVE tried yours, years ago, & they stank up the place so bad, I was “forced” to blame it on someone else.

(P.S. That really happened. Omg, I’m such an asshole. 😂)

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@MalarkeyHarsh @HoarseWisperer Aaaaand, reported. ☝️

[MiddleChildSyndrome @Melmerizer]

@DanRunsLong @HoarseWisperer Noooo...no sir, that is BLASPHEMY. 😳

Microwaves are for two things, & two things only: Popcorn, & reheating leftovers @ work. That‘s it.

This is THE method for perfect scrambled eggs. Trust me - you won’t be disappointed:

https://t.co/TrkqYBRzSS