Mel Westfall

designer, comics artist, illustrator, candle enthusiast, lover of dogs - she/her ❤️💜💙

[anna (on uh) is seeing hozier again @hoziersno1hater]

Boygenius

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."

[The Kavernacle @TheKavernacle]

I went to Belfast last year and did a tour with a former IRA insurgent. He said when he was 14, British soldiers shot up his apartment bloc killing someone he knew. He joined the IRA's youth wing after that, then joined the IRA when he was 18. He was vague but said

[Dog Guy™️ @doggtism]

NRA forgets that poodles were literally bred to hunt waterfowl and that their signature “fancy haircut” was designed to keep their joints and organs warm in the freezing water. They were even used in war.

I fully believe that the hatred for poodles is rooted in misogyny.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

out here at the best semi-obscure attraction in chicago, the thorne miniature rooms in the art institute basement. they’re dozens of tiny, elaborately decorated interiors from european, american, and asian buildings between the years 1500-1930

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Counterpoint: my rural neighbors spray down the creek with poison every year.

[0xDEADCE11 - 1/39x containgeneer @MxVanButane]

I suppose we shall conjure spheres now

[Leo @leoabreu0]

Gregor samsa

[tori! 🪼✨ (@comms open!) @sicklyjelly]

shimmering 🪼✨

nothing cures a creative slump by looking at pictures of golden jellyfish

[sarah @sablaah]

*chappell roan voice* I’m gonna keep on driving in the

[Clinton Yates @clintonyates]

let's about talk about my favorite part of the Olympics, one of the things that that originally got me into art and graphic design as a child: pictograms. the first I can remember are from Seoul 88. you might recall these.

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

Party rocking with a mouse tonight! piece of cheese we’re gonna have a big bite!

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

it is expected now that Joe Biden will take monastic vows and assume the position of of daijō hōō (太上法皇) or Cloistered Emperor, allowing Kamala Harris to become Tennō (天皇); Biden will continue to exercise insei (院政) or monastery administration over affairs of state

[dylan @narrenhut]

Steve Harvey: the category is “what you don’t want your eunuch doing.”

Emperor Qin Shi Huang: After much reflection, Mr. Harvey, the fortunes point me to “scheming.”

Steve Harvey: show me “scheming”!

(Buzzer dings, first tile flips over, Harvey and audience start going crazy)