Melon2302™

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She/her

[Melon2302™ @Melon2302T]

Just got peescribed estrogen ^^

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

white boy please…

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I feel like pH paper is the ultimate litmus test for whether a substance is acidic or not

[Manhattan Cafe. @Jet_Black_Uma]

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[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

my wife n i are meowing at each other on loop

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Oohhh,, heyy,,, uhm,, u got some mail,,,

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

white girl…

[Donavon Indiana Cauliflower @hellodonavon]

Minnesota is sending its tallest and most bearded Antifa Supersoldiers across the country to liberate the political prisoners of the Regime, and build a Woke Army the likes of which the world has never seen.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

thoughtless partiers: chug! chug! chug!

refined scholars: chugga! chugga! chugga! choo choo!

[horse @horseimage]

horse looking in kitchen window and eating a little pasta hungry visitor checking in

[ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt_art]

this diva

[halah ♟️ @acehalah]

“almost christmas” means it wasn’t christmas!!

[Ace Attorney @aceattorneygame]

Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
https://t.co/vGsKzjt18Z

[Artrextino @Artrextino_]

Golshi

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

as a U.S. history professor I get so frustrated by the historical inaccuracies in the musical Hamilton. students alwaysss ask me 'why don't they teach us that Alexander Hamilton was Latino?' and I have to explain to them that he was actually Somali 🤦🏻‍♀️

[pierbi 🏳️‍⚧️ @pierbiwierbi]

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