Melon Gazpacho

he/him

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@TMZ This is actually a very smart move. Judges love it when the defense attorney calls them soft.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

Raisin Bran Crunch has a sinking problem. I’m at the point where I gotta strain that stuff like spaghetti.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@GyaruGlow Trying and failing to romance Panam as female V is the best way to simulate what it feels like to be a desperate lesbian.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@NewsWire_US Crenshaw makes me feel bad for all of the pure-hearted eyepatch warriors out there that try very hard to not come across like evil freaks.

[Fun Fact Ass Nigga @Maxx_Power81]

"Dying for your country is a patriotic fairy tale. In reality, you will bleed out in the mud like a butchered dog for absolutely nothing." - Ernest Hemingway

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@nntaleb @Rayyan93606 @HayekCaroline @lorienttoday Hey Nassim I know how you feel about the Nobel Prize in Economics but would you be open to accepting if there was one for Posting?

[Lumi 🏴‍☠️ 🧨 @ibushigoat]

@bugoiscool This is wrong ive seen her penis

[liontender @lion_tender]

Operating this shower was a delight. Like playing Myst for the very first time and seeing a brand new puzzle.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@AskLiberty @ivanxsummer Not a good look that your response to this is to ask for a bunch more info.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@NoahGarfinkel They gonna get your ass for this one Noah you’re flying with wax wings.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@houseofumbran Still less problematic than Johnny

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.

Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@NONBlNARY Knifeplay but the sub safewords because the steel is 14C28N with suboptimal heat treatment instead of the superior Magnacut.

[Jus10 Myrs @10myrs]

@Daniel86Cycles I see the whole thing as "an election is to be held. If the red party wins, they will kill everyone who voted for blue. The blue party pledges that if they win they will not kill members of the other party." ... Seems pretty clear in that case.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

Been budgeting like a motherfucker recently.

[Melon Gazpacho @MelonGazpacho]

@OoCPokemon

[heck is here @hell__is_here]

There's so much beauty in this stupid fucking ugly fucking piece of shit world

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season