Melony Felony

I may not be much to look at but I fuck like the government

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

So obviously he’s losing the election

[World Source News @Worldsource24]

BREAKING: Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu:

We have intelligence indicating that Iran and its proxies may attempt to challenge us with an attack in order to disrupt the elections.

I am warning them: you will suffer blows that are disproportionate, stronger than you can imagine. Do not try us.

[Gresham @Greshamtrade]

THIS IS F*CKING INSANE

SpaceXAI just dropped 146 Grok Bot templates worth $29,200 for FREE

bots like these basically cost $50–$200 each. and that’s just the official collection. GitHub already has 700+ bots, including complete teams with specialist roles, ready-made handoffs, and separate verifiers

20 GitHub projects you should open first:

01 Agent Org Chart → ready-made team structures for engineering, marketing, support, and sales. pick the organization your job needs instead of inventing every role
https://t.co/5w0J955REo

02 Grok Factory → one Firstmate routes software, research, and general work to the right specialists, then brings back reports or reviewed pull requests
https://t.co/zCfNen2WCK

03 multiBot → creates purpose-built teammates that delegate heavy work to coding CLIs, keeping Grok Bot focused on coordination and returning the result
https://t.co/pe7rxRlRTp

04 Grok Bot Architecture → a blueprint for a chief of staff, specialist bots, structured handoffs, connected tools, and human approval points on one shared computer
https://t.co/ENIcMBf61e

05 Foreman → inspects a hosted bot crew, surfaces stalled work, and records evidence behind completion claims. a separate checker supplies the passing verdict
https://t.co/sH3B8qBwqb

06 Grok Bot Second Brain → a five-bot setup with Conductor, Capture, Memory, Ops, and Research, sharing a knowledge vault and defined responsibilities
https://t.co/u2c2LVUHH2

07 grokbot-skills → reusable skills for debugging, brainstorming, writing, and observing tasks, with upstream sources and licenses preserved
https://t.co/YKfrVUNklU

08 grokbot-x → an X content workflow that scouts posts, prepares drafts, publishes through Typefully, and uses logged results to evaluate changes to its writing skills
https://t.co/n35e6AlPiO

09 Restaurant Scout → a specialist setup for finding food brands and creators, preparing shoppable-content scripts, and organizing the findings into a catalog workflow
https://t.co/kDtEHag6Wk

10 Grok Bot Shopping → shopping skills for product search, merchant checkout, Shopify discount-code tests, and order workflows, plus an optional Buyer bot
https://t.co/k81QPpDjn9

11 PhoneZero → gives Grok Bot a phone workflow for tasks like restaurant bookings. it prepares the call plan, waits for approval, and reports the outcome
https://t.co/3H4KbWiMYY

12 Unlist → a privacy assistant playbook for people-search opt-outs, with site records, letter generation, submission logs, and follow-up tracking
https://t.co/FXpOH3kG7W

13 Grok Bot Gateway → lets coding agents and scripts list bots, read conversations, and send tasks through a gateway bot using a webhook routine
https://t.co/MDCGJMrYpt

14 grokbot-queue → queues and dispatches tasks across multiple Grok Bots, then collects their results using SSH and unofficial desktop automation
https://t.co/O0RGH8bNov

15 Thin Grok Bot → a delegation skill that keeps the bot team focused on routing while deeper builds and investigations run through coding CLIs or cloud agents
https://t.co/CWI4G18lOe

16 BOTROSTER → a separate self-hosted alternative with persistent named teammates, shared files, a browser, scheduled work, and approval controls
https://t.co/hvhRE3pIZa

17 Root Agent → a coordinator that determines which specialists a request needs, manages assignments, and hands domain work to leads
https://t.co/h8cuQB5BPo

18 Grok Bot Profiles → four focused roles: Spec Writer, Bug Reproducer, PR Producer, and PR Verifier. implementation and verification stay in separate conversations
https://t.co/g9sHwUWCqO

19 Grok Bot Templates → 49 templates with defined jobs, outputs, skills, routines, and boundaries, plus team setups you can adapt to your work
https://t.co/Y80HHXEHwk

20 HyperGrok Trading Desk → seven bots covering market data, research, strategy, risk, execution, and review. starts in research mode; live trades require your approval
https://t.co/5xxbEthu3B

give the first team a job with an obvious finish line: one researched brief, one reviewed PR, or one prepared batch of drafts

then check how much work you actually accepted and what it cost to produce. a larger roster earns its place when it improves that result

the setup can be free. paying several bots to repeat the same investigation still costs you

save this before you spend another weekend building a workflow that already exists

the article below shows how to keep context smaller, reuse completed work, and contain retries so more of your Grok Bot budget reaches the finished result ↓

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@stephanthony_ It’s wild that you think that’s his personal car

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

The only thing this illustrates is the utter stupidity of the American voter

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

BREAKING: the federal search warrant against Ilhan Omar names her as "Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a/k/a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar," indicating that DOJ believes she is present in the United States under a false identity!

Revealed in a scheduling order today from DDC

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

Everything seems to be going well

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: White House press secretary Katie Zacharia is "transitioning out" of her role, a senior White House official tells @pdoocy .

President Trump denies firing her, telling reporters, "No no. I want her to have a good life… she’s been brutalized by the media."

Trump says he encouraged Zacharia to reconsider staying in the job just minutes before speaking to reporters, telling her, "You don't have to do this if you don't want to." @AmericaRpts

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

The people are woefully ignorant

[dr. eddie @MIKEPEND3RS]

There’s no such thing as a “good guy with a gun”. A good person would lay down their firearms with grace and dignity. Especially after yet another school shooting, this time in Oregon at Silver Rail ELEMENTARY. When will this end?

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@BBailey58 @Thegadd25 This is Chris at Chase Bank - we regret to inform you that you’ve reached your credit limit. Please give us a call at 800-MLB-CARD with your 4 digit pin code and a copy of your most recent bank statement. Thank you.

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@ConditionOne247 I’m a Jehovah’s Witness

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@FoxNews If you fear for your life to the point you can justify shooting a donkey, you have no business being the police

[Taylor Murphy @Tay_Murph]

Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball?

Maybe start with the commercials.

Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown:
- Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit
- The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen
- Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports

Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch.

You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas.

Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@TheLukeReport @KatieZacharia @pdoocy 🤣

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@BBailey58 @MarkWhiffeyJr @insanemrktplace BB: Pete $14.36

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

Put the bottle down lady

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@CNN If “pizzagate” is debunked, why are there 1,000 pizza references in the Epstein files?

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@SJWinfoot Horrifying in the sense that it’s transparently fabricated in a Hail Mary attempt at sympathy votes

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

And I’m supposed to go vote? GTFOH

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@BsSpin *UPDATE* - you cannot play with a tiger

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

I’ll take “Things that didn’t Happen” for $1,000 Alex

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Arizona congressional candidate claims she was r*ped by two men while fixing campaign signs at 2 am, says she thinks the men called her a "democratic b*tch."

Bernadette Greene-Placentia, a Democrat who is challenging Republican Abe Hamadeh, claims she was r*ped next to her car.

Greene-Placentia, 52, says she was outside fixing campaign signs along a road at 2 am in the Phoenix area when she was allegedly hit on the back of the head.

She says she didn't hear anyone approaching her and had little memory of being attacked.

The Democrat claims she regained consciousness to find one man s*xually assaulting her and another fighting her.

"You’re right, she’s not worth it," she claims one of the men said before they left.

Greene-Placentia says she drove home after the attack but doesn't remember the drive. She did *not* undergo a s*xual assault forensic examination.

The incident allegedly happened on August 14, but the Democrat didn't report the alleged assault to police until August 31.

She says she told her husband about the alleged assault about three days after it allegedly happened because she was "embarrassed" that she "couldn't defend herself."

Greene-Placentia claims she had bruises on her back and arms. She told police that she didn’t take any photos of the bruises or the "lump" on her head.

She says the injuries were still visible when she reported the alleged assault to police, but no photos were taken.

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says the investigation is ongoing.

Hard to believe.

[Melony Felony @MelonyFelony8]

@KySportsRadio I completely agree. What channel is it on?