Jay Melrose

Work in the Telly

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@RangersBanter17 Thelwell taking back handers off of agents for transfers.

[Rangers Spares @Rangers_Spares_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Putey Pute ⛄️ @putey_pute]

The greatest irony of this week is that Trump is more popular in Scotland than Janey Godley ever was 😂

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@probably__greg @elonmusk ban my mate @probably__greg
He says lots of nasty things about you that I believe he’s part of the woke mind virus trying to destroy us all.

[Paul Montgomerie @Montgomeri1Paul]

An absolute wizard behind the decks. Some of his mixes are the best of the last 20 years. RIP #jackmaster

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@GlasgowSaintsFC @ReissT42 GIFs don’t have sound.

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@elonmusk Yeah, but only @DaftLimmy

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@probably__greg Never an option. Thing couldn’t pull your foreskin back.

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@probably__greg It’s going to have its AONB taken off it if there’s anymore electricity cars

[Lawrence Allan @LobAllan]

Imagine living in a pretty Cotswold cottage where just changing the colour of the front door requires neighbourhood approval and somebody parks THAT outside.

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@GlasgowSaintsFC @gcclfootball Round hole square peg

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Teach a people to hate themselves and their history and they are defenseless against mind viruses.

They can be reprogrammed with ease.

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@PLZSoccer Guys a fucking Diddy

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@HMRCcustomers How do I tell HMRC I do not need a Self assessment this year. Without doing it on the phone.

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@HMRCcustomers what time are the phone lines open till. Been waiting for 1.5hrs.
Thanks

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@CrimeLdn Who are these people who think to pull out there phone before anything else ?

[The Twelfth Man Memorabilia @man_memorabilia]

COMPETITION TIME 🔴⚪️🔵

STEVEN DAVIS!

We will be giving away this hand signed Steven Davis Rangers 22/23 home shirt!

To enter:

1) RT this tweet.
2) Make sure you’re following this account.

The winner will be announced & contacted on Thursday 1st February!

Good luck!

[Jay Melrose @MelroseJay]

@CrimeLdn Second London murder today