Melanie Felony

She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Futch Lesbian with an unhealthy Pokemon obsession | Smooching my femme @meow4cj !!!! | 21 | priv: @MelMaybeIDK

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

Hey y'all, made a tumblr and gonna start posting my fanfic stuff on there if you're interested. My current story is gay and based on the X-Men, if that entices you.
https://t.co/lFF6sL574X

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@Marcus648780347 @muixyui @football_rose Even if you wanna use the "we're too big!" Argument for transit between cities, there is literally NO excuse for a lack of public transit within a city itself. Good public transit has been solved for decades. American governments are just lazy, stupid, and greedy.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@Shattubatu Honestly it's not exactly surprising someone who says something like this would call me themself a tranny. Just a weirdo. https://t.co/DIWoANt3RP

[koshka @KoshkaHoxha]

What's funnier about this is that the guy is literally a 6'1" Jewish wigger farmhand

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

"I watched a video on dark woke the other day and I fucking love it!" My brother randomly on a phone call

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

Also only showing 5 seconds of a cutscene for the OOT remake despite it releasing later this year is so crazy

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

Woke up late, didn't open twitter, somehow avoided spoilers on YouTube while I looked for it, and the direct still turned out to be 95% hot ass

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

I've literally never felt more lucky in my life

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

Donald Trump's pedophilic aura made the Knicks lose. He is the bane of this earth.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@iateyourlegos @xnathasaurus Its actually not that bad in terms of pure function surprisingly

[⦮ cj ⦯ ⟆ @meow4cj]

pretty stoner kitty

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@SnailyB_ @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Finished the video and not a bad response but Jesus he really just needs to think before he speaks that's all it takes. I know being around dumb young people kinda get you into a flow of joking even about really serious stuff but he's deadass in his 30s he's gotta do better.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@azmiesque @Athenapocalypse @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Oh no I didn't get the exact quote right 😱 him saying "almost obviously not him" is literally the same thing and still dumb while knowing nothing. Idk what you want from me.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@SnailyB_ @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Ok wait but why did he say he'd never listened to his music when in the original clip he literally said he was gonna keep listening to him? Genuine question like that's a weird inconsistency.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@Athenapocalypse @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren If he had just left it at "can't rule him out" maybe it'd be normal but saying "it's obviously not him" while clearly knowing nothing isn't exactly an excusable take

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@azmiesque @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Idk why Ludwig ever hung around those younger streamers that were so obviously bad people and just uniformed on basically everything cause now it's got him saying shit like this about a guy who's being charged with murder and dismemberment of a minor like jesus

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@azmiesque @firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Ludwig literally says "I think it's obviously not him" like Jason being the fucking moron he is obviously skewed Ludwig's opinion with what he said at the beginning but then Ludwig still making a relatively definitive statement off little information is insane and stupid.

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@firegrego02058 @LudwigAhgren Wait tf can you send me the clip?

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@ruggyscruggy @RAlNB0WRES0RT You say rumble as a joke but like it certainly isn't the most unlikely honestly. It's one of those random ass things they'd actually pull out of their hat

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

I know there have been rumors about an OOC remake but genuinely if we don't get WWHD and TWPHD ports I'm gonna be so annoyed it's Zelda's 40th just give them to us already so I can stop using cemu

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Join us on June 9 at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect followed by Nintendo Treehouse: Live!

The Nintendo Direct will be roughly 50 minutes and Nintendo Treehouse: Live will be 95 minutes.

Watch here: https://t.co/Zp54IsS30q

[Arsha🐴🎧⚧️ @theymergirl]

doing the classic "hand in the warm pussy" trick to my friend who fell asleep first at the party so when they wake up they came on theyselves

[Melanie Felony @MelsRequiem]

@mx_avi Yes but they are only allotted 5 "slay queen!"s for the entire event and going over will result in decapitation in the town square.