Signal acquired! 📡
Engineers at @NASAJPL have confirmed that the Orion spacecraft is communicating with the Deep Space Network. For the first time in over 50 years, we’re receiving a signal from a spacecraft carrying humans toward the Moon.
Hello!
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We're planning on making a very stupid website.
We've retained some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull it off.
I can't wait to show you what we cooked up.
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