Mel Warner

English Lit grad teaching English in China 🇨🇳

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Just booked Disney for Christmas and quite honestly I’m emotional ❤️

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

It’s 2018, how is the justice system still getting away with this shit

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

"Simply put, clothing is not consent."

Women are tweeting photos of their underwear after a teenager's thong was cited in a rape trial. https://t.co/heVjZAGFYc

[Hicky @hicky1101]

One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Buzzing .. but also all I can hear is a faster version of the song that plays after Emma Thompson opens the cd not the necklace in love actually and I’m scarred

[Toy Story @toystory]

Summer 2019. #ToyStory4

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

It’s once again time for my weekly Chinese class in Starbucks, or as Iv recently come to call it 1 hour a week of having it shoved down your throat that you’re missing Christmas again... be gone adorable snowman cakes 😭😂

[shaimaa khalil BBC @Shaimaakhalil]

“I don’t want thoughts.
I don’t want prayers.
I want #GunControl “
Susan Orfanos, a mother who lost her son Tel to gun violence. #ThousandOaks #CaliforniaShooting

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Netflix’s trashy Christmas movies are life this time of year ❤️

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

@PlugInBecki I could say this but I rarely do... the Chinese equiv of this is the driver asking me if I’m American and me telling them I’m English ... it’s the first convo I have with all of them

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

I like to pretend I’m learning Chinese to be cultured but really it’s for days like today where I could understand the taxi driver asking Louise and I how much we earn and guessing how tall I am..in fairness to him he was 1cm out and I was sitting down 😂 no boundaries in China😂

[Dan Lewis @Think_Become]

This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political.

I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth.

This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

@tarinamkd Da fuq? I have the same thing happen.... but my kids are Chinese and 9 year old .... and even some of them do actually know stapler!

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

@louisebrown13 @_NaomiCutler

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

It's not until you try to explain it to someone that you realise it's weird that in Winchester the whole town marches down the high street with flaming torches on bonfire night

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Arrived at Starbucks for my weekly Chinese lesson to find Christmas decorations everywhere and Christmas songs playing.... Doesn't seem right when it's still 28 degrees in the evening 😂

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Found this in a shop in China... Sorted for my next visit home to Barnstaple

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

Living abroad is all fun and games until it's 1am and there's a mosquito trapped inside the mosquito net with you eating you alive everytime you try to sleep but disappearing everytime you put the light on to try and catch it

[Mel Warner @Melwarner95]

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