Dyldo

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Even the pope wants you to finish that screenplay

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Americans bullied a red monster puppet into having to root openly for the USA, and I do fucking love this country

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This deserves 800,000,000,000 retweets. I can’t even begin to imagine the amount of work or how this even works. And even if it’s some AI shortcut this is still SICK

[Jared @funyjared]

@japan_nobunaga @ThreeGreen21 “Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.”

[zach @zach_shaw_]

you are either with the knicks or you are with the terrorists

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

They really let this guy do anything huh?

[tay ⁺˳✧༚♡ @homeruntay]

if knicks lose game 3 best believe i am blaming that orange fat fuck

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

i would do drugs with hunter biden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Tony Brothers did all he could

But ball don’t lie

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

ppl love telling me to slide to Queens bro i’m not going to 70th st and 70th ave go fuck yourself

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

#AI can be a valuable tool and, at the same time, it calls for a measured and vigilant approach. The speed and simplicity with which practical assistance can be accessed undoubtedly makes life easier. Yet they can also encourage excessive reliance and the search for ready-made answers, and weaken personal creativity and judgment. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

[measuring her with calipers] you have. A Wifeoid skull. And distinct My Wife physiognomy

[Curry Flurry 😈 @BabyFaceDubs]

Me liking every Shai slander tweet