Carmeme

I pretend to make content. My comedy is golden, and has been aged to perfection like a fine wine.

[Carmeme @Meme_Alchemist]

Finding out #GTAOnline stole GTA5 dlc, RDR2 dlc, and Bully 2 from me.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

''GTA 6 will include you having to refill gas in your car and do regular maintanace aswell as a karma system''

''Okay but why?''

''Well it's more realistic that way!''

My honest reaction:

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

Impossible to expect a a young actress who was virtually unknown 6 months ago to turn down generational wealth but the idea of rejecting Michael Mann and Leonardo DiCaprio to be in a Marvel movie physically pains me

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad

[Carmeme @Meme_Alchemist]

“I think I can count the number of women that work at Bungie on one hand.”

[TheFoxEssence @TheFoxEssence]

Halo 3 Essentials Part 1 (Bungie Studios Tour)

This was filmed during the final “Crunch” of the development of Halo 3 at Bungie Studios over the summer of 2007

[Andy @BunkerDwellerYT]

Modern Halo discourse makes a lotta sense when you see 343 defenders literally arguing with the og Bungie devs

[Bring Back Banjo @BringBackBanjoK]

We need to have a long overdue conversation about the state of american voice acting in video games.

[Carmeme @Meme_Alchemist]

Was really hoping I’d hear a classic Otis scream when he got eaten

[Marty O'Donnell @MartyTheElder]

Niles is right.
It was one brief shining moment.
Let it never be forgot.

[kij 🗝️ @kijuler]

How it feels being a kingdom hearts fan in the past 48 or so hours

[Fake Wizard @RealLifeFakeWiz]

This is Spider-Man trapped under a refrigerator all over again.
Insomniac is cooked.

[🐝🇬🇷 @bee_fumo]

> What's this?
> Your fight scene sir
> That can't be right, it's 3 minutes of uninterrupted fight scenes, where the quips, the jokes?
> It's a serious and cool scene. sir
> Are you sure? Alright. What about someone explaining what they're doing?
> It assumes you're smart enough to understand what's happening.

[Raion Sensi @RaionSensi]

X-Men Origins: Wolverine's Sentinel boss fight was way crazier and more interesting, while Insomniac Games designed a common, dull boss fight in Marvel's Wolverine.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a 17-year-old game. 💀

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

Im excited for accounts like this to find out Salvatori won't disavow Marty and then say some random 3rd person is "the actual reason" the soundtrack is good.

No one is discounting Salvatori. He just keeps his head down and wasnt the audio director for the whole series.

[Aaron @chokensp]

POV you're in the kitchenette with the work wife

[Carmeme @Meme_Alchemist]

@MauLer93 Holds forward on analog stick. X to Jump. Catches up to bad guy: R2,R2,R2,R2,R2,R2,R2,R2,R2

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My 800k+ salary neurosurgeon wife comforting me after I received another reckless driving charge in her new Porsche

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

It’s coming gang

[Ray Kroc @RayKrocOnline]

Holy reddit