Daniel winters

Former newspaper hack who realized nobody reads anymore.

[Daniel winters @Meme_vs_Sword]

@KeyOfBart That's pure cringe. The yurts were way cooler.

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@trainofangels00 He's gonna build it out of MOUs, which are almost as valuable as used toilet paper lol

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@LauraBabcock Values? We should split Canada in half at Kenora. The gay eastern part can join Europe, and the redneck west can join the US. Everyone would be happy and the Laurentian Elite can finally go extinct like the dodo bird.

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@NatureChapter ลิงมีมารยาทดีงามรอได้

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@sarobertson_ Carney is like some poor fool (Canada) lying in bed with his enormously fat rich wife (the US) and dreaming of the hot young European girls he saw while on holiday there. He will never leave his wife because he's gutless and broke, and his fantasies will never be realized lol.

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@JimMcMurtry01 We didn't realize how stupid and backward our culture was until we learned to read and found out how clever and advanced other cultures are. To cope, we blamed our teachers.

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@trainofangels00 Satire alert

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@by__brittany Lol I bet their next leader is a sentient plasmoid

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@Polysesouvient Oh no, the unspeakable carnage we've endured for almost 7 years now will continue...to bore us to death.

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@JimMcMurtry01 Their lack of skepticism is alarming NGL.

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@CTVNews Or not

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@DaIeJohnson This is satire

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@KeyOfBart You can't prove that's not a reproductive organ.

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@BlondeBigot11 The Armpit Hair Braiders think they look cool yanking on those poor horses' bits like idiots. Where is the SPCA?

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A good way to get eagle feathers is to lay in a field for days pretending to be carrion. Then, when the eagle lands to peck your eyeballs out, you jump up, grab him by the claws, and remove a few of his tail feathers. I'm sure all the fat couch potatoes you see on TV wearing war bonnets do this in their spare time lol.

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@TimSomerwille They must have discovered that epic self-improvement book, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People."

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@MaximeBernier What? You don't want rivers of trash?

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@JimMcMurtry01 They really jumped the shark with this mass grave allegation and now they have no idea how to walk it back lol

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@AFN_Updates It's the government's fault my ancestors stopped speaking plautdietsch (low German). It was actively discouraged in the English schools they attended! Where is my compensation?

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@JimMcMurtry01 It's almost as if paying people a lot of money to state their grievances (which are never investigated or followed up) might result in a lot of wild, outlandish grievances being fabricated.