Ryan🤢🤮

'No I dont want my bio to say anything thank you.'

[Ryan🤢🤮 @Mememan1924]

New pinned tweet

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t get between a dad and his barbie

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck off

[Leahbee @vgLeahbee]

happiest news 💗 our baby girl due in october!

[LIAR・SADIST・COWARD @idcrisisangels]

I don't know man

[adrian 🎣 @jetpilot138]

happy halloween!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

“there’s 2 girls but because of the ravages of socialism, they’re forced to share just 1 cup”

[Marc P.I. @iammarcpi]

This pic goes HARD! 🔥🔥🔥

[GinoMachino @GinoMachino]

Most Americans don't realize how big Caelid is.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’ve been waiting for weeks for my Girl Scout cookies to arrive and just now realized I ORDERED THEM IN A DREAM. shaking crying throwing up etc

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

russian soldiers trying to match on tinder with women from the country they’re invading and then getting catfished for intel is such a weird “we live in the future” moment

[Ben @perma___ben]

The advice I would give to every client if I worked in PR

[ᴅɪᴠᴍᴏɴᴅꜱ🪬 @BlvkDivmonds]

Can you take your shoes off at the door? I don’t want any dirt on my Blue-Eyes white carpet

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Mfs be like “Boobs or ass” dawg at this point I just need a hug 😭💀💀