Guardian-reading Wokeratus

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@SoozUK To be honest, this is not so much a bacon sandwich moment, as a gammon moment...

[johnmoorcraft @moorcraftjohn]

@ProfTimBale

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Biden, Macron, Scholz: Attend D-Day commemorations.

Rishi Sunak:

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

"While running for Prime Minister on a platform of national security I had to publicly apologise for disrepecting D-day veterans."

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Everyone always forgets that in the Emperor's New Clothes that *after* the child has pointed out the nakedness the adults all carry on as before anyway because it's too awkward to stop and confront the truth.

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@RossUglem Bukowski doing Bukowski things...

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I see that Paul Scully has claimed Sparkhill is a no-go area...

Which is interesting because I often work there in the community and I manage to go there without incident...

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Got something in my eye listening to this...

In all seriousness though, the conductor missed an opportunity on being introduced, to say "Ta".

I'll miss Steve Wright.

[BBC Concert Orchestra @BBCCO]

Our tribute to Steve Wright from the @BBCRadio2 Piano Room this morning 🧡

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Guido Fawkes in Islamophobia shocker...

[Lydia Cruz @TheLydiaCruz]

DAD, DON’T EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND!

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@RossUglem @TampaBayTre @PFF @PackerReport66 I'm coming to the view that GB can go D heavy because 1. they have fewer obvious holes on offense, but also 2. because defense by its very nature needs more rotational pieces of good quality - i.e. a C normally plays every snap, but NTs opposite him need to rotate...

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@GeordieNel39557 @RossUglem @PackerReport66 @TampaBayTre @PFF Yes - yes he did.

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@JuMosq Did Eli write this?

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@BumbleCricket Fred Trueman would have stared at that impression and said "that were wasted on thee lad..."

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@DaveLeghorn @DrAnnieHickox This guy has form, and has done for years...

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@Samfr It's a mark of how arcane and mysterious the workings of Westminster can be, that I read the original tweet a great many times before determining there was a misprint, rather than 'tobtolerate' being to do with an obscure financial policy procedure.

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

The grim thing is that normally most in Westminster wouldn’t have batted an eyelid at this. It’s only because Brianna’s mother was in Parliament it’s being picked up. Trans people have slowly become the butt of political jokes under several PMs. This should be a wake up call.

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@enobnala @lewis_goodall I honestly think that ship has sailed, any of them with designs on the leadership will let Sunak be the fall guy for the upcoming election and then look to pick up the pieces afterwards.

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Jesus Christ. Before we even get to how despicable they are, HOW ARE THEY SO BAD AT THE ACTUAL POLITICS OF THIS!?!?!

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Downing Street doubles down on Rishi Sunak’s trans joke.

PM’s Press Secretary: “It’s legitimate to point out the number of U-turns the Leader of the Opposition has made.”

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@mr_pete_redfern That'd be odds on at this point...