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[Jen @MenJoser]

Hello Twitter. Here is Ein wearing his new sweater. Happy Friday

[Jen @MenJoser]

Last week this giant great dane puppy came up to me on my run and she kept trying to run away from her owner thinking it was a game and at one point she ran into the road so I started running toward her house so she'd follow and anyway that's episode 4 of random dogs with Jen

[Jen @MenJoser]

On today's episode of Jen helps random strangers on the street get their loose dog back: where are they now? Edition - Stella the pitbull got loose again. Ran into someone's shed. I stood in the street stopping traffic bc this apparently is my life now

[Jen @MenJoser]

Make that 0 fish as of right now. Rest in fishy heaven - Bob, Louise, Tina, Gene, Linda, Linda and Linda

I truly don't get it LOL

[Jen @MenJoser]

Someone tell me why we've been raising Ein for 2.5 years and he is thriving but we can't keep our damn FISH alive
Started out with 6 fish and they've all died but 1?? HELP

[Jen @MenJoser]

In season 1 when the roses think they're leaving schitts creek and ted does that THING i just cringe 😩 love that journey for them but just not that part

[Jen @MenJoser]

Also, if you're feeling degraded by people because you choose to support someone like trump, then cry me a fucking river. I guess I am bein a lil harsh so I guess I take back my whole thing about not personally attacking you lolz sry ♥️

[Jen @MenJoser]

Hmm. Nope. If you're my friend and you support someone who is trying to take away my reproductive rights and *literally* just refused to denounce white supremacists then we are not friends. I will not personally harm or attack you, but we are also not friends.

[Jen @MenJoser]

@JoeBrunoWSOC9 I've read this 4 times now and I still can't understand this it broke my brain

[Jen @MenJoser]

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Chris Wallace: Mr. President can you condemn white supremacy please

Trump: no❤️

[Jen @MenJoser]

They made it real easy for SNL all they gotta do is replay the actual debate

[Jen @MenJoser]

Bruh

[Jen @MenJoser]

@anonion__ Me catching up

[Jen @MenJoser]

YA GIRLS BACK
I REDOWNLOADED TWITTER JUST TO SEE THE TWEETS ABOUT THIS SHIT SHOW
WHAT ELSE DID I MISS 🤔

[Jen @MenJoser]

@PayYour_Bill No the tweets are amazing I'll delete it again after but it was worth it for tonight I'm covering my eyes hoping they'll both stop??? So far it hasn't worked

[Jen @MenJoser]

I have no idea whose turn it is and what the question even is and where I even am and what day it is

[Jen @MenJoser]

😩😩😩

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[Jen @MenJoser]

Joe looks like what I always imagined characters in 90s movies look like when they go to the rest room to "powder their nose" but with his whole face

[Jen @MenJoser]

@emily_mccggiinn Wait W H A T

[Jen @MenJoser]

Seriously though. Fuck this.