Rachael

[Rachael @anonion__]

"Grandma, what was 2020 like?"

[Coach BJ Thompson @bj116]

Dead.

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

The happiest you've ever been won't be the happiest you'll ever be. Read that again.

[Rachael @anonion__]

It’s cinco de mayo so naturally I want sushi

[Rachael @anonion__]

I asked my google to play classic rock while I cook dinner and nirvana came on and now my feelings are hurt 🥲

[Rachael @anonion__]

Why did I have to take pre-calc in high school but no one ever explained how to pick health insurance?

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Rachael @anonion__]

Honestly I’m not surprised people don’t trust t he vaccine when we worship a rodent to predict the weather once a year.

[Rachael @anonion__]

This John tucker must die reboot is pretty wild #westelmcaleb

[Rachael @anonion__]

@Drake created an entirely new meaning to hot sauce in my bag ✨swag✨

[Rachael @anonion__]

We all used to watch MADE where the first lesson was *anything* you wanted to be in life required you to lose 20 pounds in a short period of time with restriction and exercise. No wonder our body image is all fucked.

[Rachael @anonion__]

Social media has changed so much since I was in college. We yikyaked so you all could tiktok.

[Rachael @anonion__]

@MenJoser

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

I’m at the age where all food gives me a stomach ache. So that’s fun.

[Rachael @anonion__]

Disney adults and Harry Potter adults have the same energy, can’t tell me differently.

[Rachael @anonion__]

Am I old enough that everyone I know had a wedding this weekend or did covid just postpone this many weddings?

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“mental illness,” or, as your father calls it, “a weird mood huh”

[Rachael @anonion__]

Liking coffee is not a personality trait, people. Neither is veganism or being a workaholic.

[Jack @jaackiemo]

My Moderna vaccine and the 8% ABV White Claw Surge meeting up in my system this summer:

[Rachael @anonion__]

Wakes up with sore throat: am I dying or was I just screaming grand theft autumn with the windows down all weekend like I was 17 again?

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Being vaccinated