Christopher Donewald

Xennial. Arizona raised, Silicon Valley trained lawyer. Atlanta Braves.

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@MerriamWebster The hedberg reference is elite 🙌🙌

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@NewReaganCaucus You mean Shenanigans?

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How can you not be romantic about baseball…

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Tarps are off once again in St. Louis

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@3YearLetterman Dubon is not, fortunately

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Thank you @Braves 🍝

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

The MLB Spaghetti Policy - Teams who will allow you to bring in a gallon ziplock bag of spaghetti 🍝 to a game.

Want to add the Phillies here too. Their policy was unclear online but we found posts this morning showing they’d allow it too.

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@Braves @PenixSaveUs @Dodgers 🥹🥹🥹

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@HonestBravesFan Why do they look like absolutely zero heat was applied or even available

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@HAPIOKI

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

18 U.S. Code § 592 makes it a crime punishable by 5 years in prison to deploy federal troops to polling places https://t.co/SRFdbqKgcg

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@DietCoke_Esq I had an opco get so mad at my demand letter, he emailed back, absurdly misspelled my name and added the “Esq.” (which I don’t even use) in small caps and the smallest font size imaginable. We printed the email and put it on the office wall for a year. I miss being a litigator…

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@DietCoke_Esq A judge changed her tentative ruling once she realized she knew opposing counsel (now in his favor). When I tried to argue against the tentative, she screamed at me from the bench and told me it was inappropriate. So I walked out, mid hearing, gladly not held in contempt whew

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@treydayway @mynamehear This tweet is underrated af

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@DietCoke_Esq Nightmares of international shoe and cold calling come flooding back 😫

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@Polymarket

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Half of the league arriving to spring training:

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@mattmfm “Molon labe” ⚔️

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Oh for crap’s sake 20/20

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

10 for me!!….I feel confident nobody
Has all 20!!

How many for you?

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@Kaylan_TX_ 💪😎🎅

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@RealCJ10 @Delta