Jerry’d

I got kicked out of my fantasy football league for attending a Dixie Chicks concert.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Purdue? More like Purdon’t

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Listening to these two corporate guys at the bar. They are seemingly in the middle of a full on episode of #GameOfThrones No idea if they are the killers or the killed. #SheratonCharlotte

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@JaredRose3 @espn I did that so much last year that it was my new year’s resolution to stop.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@nacholeber In retrospect, probably fine that the entire country didn’t see it.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@ATRightMovies

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

I feel the same way about @TomBrady and @AaronRodgers12 as I do about 10-day old milk in my fridge: yeah, I guess it smells okay, but it’s not supposed to last that long.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@espn @NFL @sophiekleeman “Hey, down in front, please.”

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

They’ll let anyone buy a @Cabelas cap

[james @phan1om_]

y’all… lmaooo

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Nobody, and I mean nobody, is more relieved than Bruce Willis.

[NASA @NASA]

IMPACT SUCCESS! Watch from #DARTMIssion’s DRACO Camera, as the vending machine-sized spacecraft successfully collides with asteroid Dimorphos, which is the size of a football stadium and poses no threat to Earth.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@TSting18 Explains what Gus Fring was doing between Chile and the ABQ.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@AdamSchefter That’s @bakermayfield but whatevs.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

I’m not a paid collegiate athletics consultant, but I implore @TrevAlberts to wait a couple of years before he mints the next commemorative coin. #huskerfootball

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Chattin’ up my #HuskerNation friends this morning about last night’s game

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Gotta believe that was the last time Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, and Jon Voight went canoeing together.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Since playing wordle, I’ve created a boatload new, 5-letter words. I probably didn’t have to go to the trouble of giving those words definitions, though.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@josephpacey @dmswanny Not Twinkies.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

I’m leaving every meeting like this from now on.

[Tech Burrito @TechBurritoUno]

This lifesaving backpack is safest and fastest way to escape.

Credit @PopMech

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

Paper Towels:

[Pete Cohlmia @PeteCohlmia]

We lose Norm in September, and less than 4 months later, Saget is gone. This is just awful news. The two comedic minds behind Dirty Work….gone.

[Jerry’d @Mennonitemare]

@darrenrovell @SHAQ @Iam1Cent @PSAcard Didn’t remember Jim Carrey being in this movie.