Yung Menon

there is no retreat, you’re taking the island

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[French Demon☀️👹🇫🇷 @frenchdemon666]

🇺🇸 : France i need help plz
🇫🇷 : I can't im broke
🇺🇸 : It's against the british
🇫🇷 :

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 7:45pm.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts.”

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Peer Richelsen @peer_rich]

never say yes to any stock image photo shooting

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I don’t think MAGA really understands how much people hate them.

It’s -20 degrees in Minneapolis right now.

[HFR Podcast @hfrpodcast]

BREAKING: India calls on its citizens to leave Iran.

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

NFL fans coming together to celebrate the 49ers eliminating the Eagles in the playoffs

[Did The Weeknd drop today? @TheWeeknd00XO]

Bruno put this feature on the album and my life is yours