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BREAKING! Secret sources: a legal charge for unfathomable triangulation has been issued for POTUS
Mr. Trump got caught doing unnatural acts, according to intelligence intercepts, and faces banishment
Email very reliable sources: according to the morning report, a sealed fine for crimes against nature was sworn for Mr. Trump
IMPORTANT! Trusted totally real sources: Mr. Trump was seen doing crimes against the world so ignore those Debbie Downers
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A pro-bono, international consulting service founded by Mike Bloomberg, helps city governments improve the quality of life of their citizens.
2026 - New Year, Same Old Me
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I can't drive 55
Typos of the New York Times
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I am an appellate lawyer and persnickety dude. As a hobby, I correct typos in the Times, which no longer employs copy editors and consequently has tons of typos
Trusted government sources inform me a criminal charge for unfathomable defenestration has been issued for POTUS
EXCLUSIVE! Elite contacts have informed me POTUS has been doing crime, and will be replaced by Orrin Hatch
Per my least-favourite cousin an overdue book notice for monstrous hijinx has been issued for Donald J. Trump
Military highly-placed sources testify a protective order for bootlegging has been issued for POTUS
Paramilitary correspondents: a writ of vino veritas is pending for Mr. President by the Chief Justice of the moon
Email elite sources: a sealed overdue book notice for canoodling with #TeamDeza has been issued for Mike Pence
Government sources are saying the veep got caught cohabitating with moon bats, and faces deportation
Mr. President is completely powerless, according to secret deep cover sources.
The Imperial Lord confessed to canoodling with Russia, per the morning report.
POTUS has been doing crime, according to trusted intel sources, and will be banished
My intelligence sources: Mr. President is accused of unconstitutional acts. Cheers!
My qualified sources are reporting a sealed magna carta was sworn for my Twitter impostor by the drones of the Ministry of Magic
Per the WNBA a sealed writ of coitus interruptus was sworn for Mr. President by the Grand Poobah of the Rotary Club
Michael Cohen practiced crimes against the world, according to a notorious fraud, and faces crucifixion
Some contacts have informed me per all junior girls a sealed notice of impeachment was sworn for POTUS by the combined forces of the Lollipop Guild
IMPORTANT! POTUS did crimes against the American people, per verified sources, and faces arrest
My highly reliable sources inform me an affidavit for meritorious acts has been issued for Felix Sater
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