2026 - New Year, Same Old Me

I can't drive 55

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

4th of July Music Video Release! Ms. Diorr: https://t.co/yjd0VEwgyH

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@MichaelFKane But...he's part of that same family.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@memechaotic Are you more of a Saksa fan?

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@ThreatsDeaths It's an inside joke for SNL cast members:
https://t.co/r8O1BunAiR

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@PeachJars ...I'm here to say, I like my decor the Playboy way.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

It's true I got to record for this! I had fun and everybody was really nice to me. They let me keep the fish!

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@djmarkfarina It'll be that one that has that ball bearing bouncing on a table noise.

[matt rothenberg @mattrothenberg]

Kiddo is already showing a strong understanding of dependencies (xkcd 2347)

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@Ed_Realist I mean, not all of them were out of work actors: https://t.co/eYzdk7BcVY

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@PolymarketDota2 Oh...I think they're gonna do the Lump of Coal gift again.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@politicalmath The TERF/Anti-TERF thing is so weird, especially when you remember that it was an absurdly unrealistic b-plot in The World According to Garp.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@EarthUncutTV Oh that's going to be some awful flooding around the harbor. Sea water is going to pushed up rivers or streams that empty into the harbor.

[Jaden Williams @JadenJTW]

The Death of Software.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@TorteDeLini In the game right now, I think they want to pick a mid game ganker. Come out of the laning stage with a plan to get the first rift and push an early walker. I haven't figured out if 2 1600 soul, upgradable items are better than one 3200 soul non upgradable item yet though.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@notlouisckk I believe he literally set himself on fire.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@sausagefingersJ @mattvanswol I hope everyone involved in that chain of events would change their actions. From a swiss cheese analysis model, there were a dozens decisions that led to a horrible outcome.

[2026 - New Year, Same Old Me @MisterGeneric]

@sausagefingersJ @mattvanswol It doesn't matter if they step aside or not. As soon as you step on the gas and move forward, you are committing assault with a deadly weapon on the officer. The officer can reasonably infer that you will steer your car into them if they step aside.