Just a Glitch

Just another chronic glitch trying to make it to the mainframe.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@AuntB I live in walking distance to Third Man Records!!

[Limericking @Limericking]

There was a perennial liar
Who lied that a crisis was dire.
The networks took care
To grant him live air,
Not learning from anything prior.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THERE ARE MUCH MORE AFFORDABLE WAYS TO WATCH AN OLD RACIST YELL FOR NINE MINUTES

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

If you need more proof that Trump is racist, please just build a wall around yourself and die

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“And whenever I make a mistake, I say, "OK, this was clumsy." and then I restate what my point was. But it's— it's not the same thing as— as the President lying about immigrants. It's not the same thing, at all.” - the next sentence

Cover the quote in context, thanks.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

MY HUBBY IS BACK!!!

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

HE'S BACK.

#Preds | #NSHvsTOR

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

"haven't you ever made a mistake?" If by mistake you mean screaming at a coworker, taking my dick out at work, forcing myself on anyone sexually, assaulting anyone, getting into a physical fight, even yelling at another adult. No. No I haven't.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

And like half of the men I know are like “what if you made one mistake? Haven’t you made a mistake?” YEAH BITCH I FORGOT TO TAKE BROWNIES OUT OF THE OVEN BC I DIDNT SET A TIMER; I DIDNT FORCE MYSELF ON SOMEONE

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@1followernodad But Lady Gaga’s giant blue dress was gorgeous!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You’re the GOP Minority Whip. How do you not know how marginal tax rates work?

Oh that’s right, almost forgot: GOP works for the corporate CEOs showering themselves in multi-million💰bonuses; not the actual working people whose wages + healthcare they’re ripping off for profit.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@1followernodad You eat food?? How disgusting! 🤣🤣

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@Kurisu______ @johnson_lateef Because he kissed an underage girl on stage and then when he found out she was underage, kissed her again and grabbed her boobs.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@jesscacomplains Don’t worry, TSA agents aren’t actually security, just security theater. They’ve never actually stopped anything!

[Donaldo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Stornoway_Cove]

Mitch McConnell voted 6 times to raise his own pay and 15 times against raising the minimum wage.

Kentucky has voted for him for 34 years making him the 11th richest senator, while Kentucky remains the 7th poorest state.

Kentucky - PLEASE - repeal & replace McConnell in 2020...

[Lionel Artom-Ginzburg @LionelArtomG]

@Atrios For those who doubt, here’s Trump on Letterman 31 years ago. He’s the same jerk, but he has no hesitations in speaking and his vocabulary is three times the size: https://t.co/5HzySVLCed

[Betsy Phillips @AuntB]

Why is it always lady butts? I’m going to open a bar and bratwurst joint and the logo is going to be a tasteless homage to Steve McQueen’s dick—just two stacked Pabst cans with ole Steve grinning beside them.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@CaraLisette @bexcapades If you don’t want a vegan sausage, don’t order a damn vegan sausage! I don’t get why white men always take things as a personal attack on themselves.

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@PredsNHL Can we see a video of Gnash and Gritty? I missed that bit!!

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@1followernodad Public transport in the US is either horrible or nonexistent, and trains cross-country are a joke here ☹️

[Just a Glitch @MentallyChronic]

@clamatoes @1followernodad @maplecocaine Is that really a thing or does he just think he’s being funny??