Mr. Meowgi

I shorted all your shitcoins, now I laugh.

bitcoin is also a shitcoin. fight me

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

If youre still in crypto you actually have to be braindead.

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@stoolpresidente

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@GoldenStaking @LarpVonTrier Albemarle like the lithium producer? what

I mean the stock is cheap but how is it a meme

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@GoldenStaking Emphasis on used to, unfortunately

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@GoldenStaking @0xponci @Reecepbcups_ seconding the request to reopen the IBC between $huahua and $juno

If chihuahuas woof into the void and nobody hears, did they even woof at all?
@pupmos @WhiteWhaleDefi

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@0xponci @margined_io @cosmoshub @osmosis Wasnt liquidated, interface just lagged out a bit :) Now displaying my vaults with the short positions.

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@0xponci @margined_io @cosmoshub @osmosis Yeah it appeared to be trading at a juicy premium (114 vs 80) too, wanted to arb that and got burned instead

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

Update: Still haven't sold or rotated $AKT

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

Been rotating into $AKT past few months and don't regret it for a second

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@Memeducknft It me

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

Taking the term "hedge" very lightly I see

[CoinDesk @CoinDesk]

SCOOP: @multicoin's hedge fund lost 91.4% in 2022, according to the firm’s annual letter to investors.

The firm took steps to “mitigate counterparty risks” and set up a side pocket for assets impacted by the FTX bankruptcy.

@0x_tracy reports

https://t.co/kTBIkOsVbs

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@GoldenStaking @gadikian @Thyborg_ I guess you could say the Hub did gnot see that coming

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@CryptoPennPeul @TheCryptoDog Not really unless you think butter is seasoning lol

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@TheCryptoDog Food in France is extremely overrated with the only exception being the Riviera (esp. Nice).

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@Wickex2 Sounds chaotic. Everyone will have their own amendments and there won't be consensus

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@JoeAbbey @Cryptocito

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@0xponci @gregosuri Was super excited first reading about this til I saw the token structure and lack of validators. One val basically owns the whole network

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

Been rotating into $AKT past few months and don't regret it for a second

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@Welding_Cosmos Because the Hopers platform is trash tbh and I'm not part of the so-called mafia you speak of

[Mr. Meowgi @MeowgiCapital]

@bittybitbit86 What in the fuck is $dimo