April

1 John 4:11 • Actor • Singer • Dancer • Designer • Director

[April @Meowraculous]

For the record this means I have to wake up at ✨5:30✨

[April @Meowraculous]

Y'all I might have girlbossed too close to the sun. I have to go to the gym at ✨ 7am✨ tomorrow morning... 🥴

[April @Meowraculous]

#GMMReadyPetGo This is Charcoal! He's a Great Dane/ German Shepherd mix. Also, he still has almost 1/2 a year of growing to do .... 👀

[April @Meowraculous]

My sister: yeah. I used a safety pin.... And a hammer

[April @Meowraculous]

My sister: Is that like a movie?

Me, fully confident: It's like a stage movie

My sister: .....

Me: .......

My sister: .....

Me, less confident: A stage movie?

My sister: ....

Me: ... A SHOW. A THEATRE SHOW.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. it is an excellent day. to accomplish some goals. i do not have any. but you go ahead

[April @Meowraculous]

Me, reading the joke on a popsicle stick: Why did the cat want to become a nurse?

Austin, immediately: Because, he was tired of all the meow-practice!

Me: ... No, but your punchline is better.

[April @Meowraculous]

@mck_belle_em Ooooooh!!!!!!

[April @Meowraculous]

@quacksonscalene 😎🤘 college me could never

[April @Meowraculous]

Quick question, does it count as three meals if two of those meals were room temperature Pop-Tarts? ... Asking for a friend...

[April @Meowraculous]

@quacksonscalene Oof alright. We'll get em next time then

[April @Meowraculous]

@quacksonscalene Two packages

[April @Meowraculous]

@Jack_Septic_Eye YEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

[April @Meowraculous]

My emotional state DIRECTLY correlates with the type of cereal I want.

If I'm eating Frosted Flakes everything is okay, but if we're breaking out the Reese's Puffs.... It's a cry for help honestly.

[April @Meowraculous]

Me reading any YA fantasy novel, invariably,

The book: These characters are 16 years old

Me: got it... They're 21 years old.

[April @Meowraculous]

How long has mcdonald's had orange fanta? Why did I not know about this?

[April @Meowraculous]

"terrible movie. horrible viewing experience.10 out of............ A thousand...."

-Austin, professional movie critic apparently