bill blinton

views on here are my own, obviously

[bill blinton @Mer_Mike]

Do you think the light across the harbor in The Great Gatsby was Daisy hitting her JUUL?

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Most insane community note

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

N•O•T F•U•N•N•Y

[bill blinton @Mer_Mike]

Milf Manor is like a new-age Stanford Prison Experiment bro. Oedipus and Freud had NOTHING on these people

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

real ones watched totally spies and didn’t tell a soul

[bill blinton @Mer_Mike]

Bro I wish I was short like y’all. $1500 for 250 sq ft? Sounds like a mansion to (short) me

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

How Lebron felt after tweeting this

[spicebae @spicebae_]

i don't know man sometimes i feel so weird explaining to someone how inconsiderate they were in a situation that hurt me or made me feel a certain way. it's like if you didn't feel yourself wildin, idk what's left to say at this point. it's a fucked up place to be in emotionally.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i’m sorry but if you’re 5’2 what do u need a 6’4 man for?? stop being silly

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[bill blinton @Mer_Mike]

@BlGBubba I like how Daniel Craig transitioned from James Bond to Knives Out

[Alex Collinson @Alex__Collinson]

Another nepo baby (her dad is Edgar Allan).

[bill blinton @Mer_Mike]

@Karl_Was_Right @JayQLyn That is how good our propaganda is you nitwit, in TX we pledge our allegiance to the Texas flag right after doing the USA pledge of allegiance

[United Airlines @united]

@WVTIII You spelled "Gig 'em" wrong.

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

a second monkey has fallen off the bed

[dizzy @rundizzy]

damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Not arguing with a short man, whatever you say lil mama

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Tunneling into a crisp apple must feel like heroin for a worm. Can you imagine

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love the direction men’s clothing is going in (very short shorts) but I argue it can and should be sluttier