Gareth Mercer

Which is shitter, Facebook or Twitter (X)......trick question they are both just as shit as each other...si thi

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@UPS_UK utter useless, should have been delivered yesterday and never arrived. Said it would be next day and guess what...it's not arrived so now it won't be here till Monday and that's if it even turns up then....

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@McDonaldsUK How about you bring the bacon rolls back, I ain't having breakfast there till you do

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@ROWNTREES shove you soft, tasteless, vegan fruit gums up your arse. Joke of a company

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@ROWNTREES can you bring out a retro version of fruit gums, they were my favourite sweets back in the 80's/90's. Now they are terrible I haven't purchased a pack in about 4 years since they went all soft and vegan. And the reduced fruit juice in 2010 👎

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@GoddardBrown who does the rapping/singing on peekaboo owl episode

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@Crayola is this worth something? Unsharpened crayon

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@boohooMAN what's point of next day delivery if you don't deliver it the next day....

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@askparamount Why don't you just fix you app instead of telling people to contact an agent

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@paramountplus absolutely terrible service, was watching Yellowstone and the constant crashing and overly long adverts made it unwatchable. Stopped and watched the rest on Netflix. Now I'm on season 5 I have no choice but to keep restarting the app to try watch an episode.

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@askparamount I've got a better idea, once I've finally watched the stuff I want to watch I cancel my subscription

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@elonmusk here buy me this apartment in Paris, Please. I'll let you say there whenever you want https://t.co/6TjROZyMmD

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

Is it me or has @NetflixUK added more ads in to the cheaper plan? Just about to watch Pulp fiction and it had 9 ad breaks in it...turned it off and dusted off my dvd instead

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@GoldenWonderUK absolutely nailed the flavour on the Transform-a-snack chilli and lime. A lot have tried and fail, these are the closest thing I've had to the flavour of some peanuts from Mexico I once had. Shame they are pretty hard to come by

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@hargreaves_lj 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah in the 90s he did not when he was a teenager, you are a joke trying to get recognition making ridiculous claims in an pathetic attempt to become famous 😂🤣😂 your mum clearly slept around and didn't actually know who your real dad was so made up that story

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@hargreaves_lj Pac born in 71, you're 37 so you was born in 86 if not 85... That's 15 or younger so you are full of shite 😂🤣 plus there is the fact you are from Liverpool so what would pack be doing at 15 in Liverpool 🤣😂🤣🤣

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@Food4lovers @ragehomaar Don't this an autocue would affect your ability to say goodnight, gotta be medical

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@skullnbonesgame my save file has gone, my ubisoft account which was unlinked from an old email address but somehow relinked and wouldn't log in. So I login in via internet with PSN and unlinked again and relinked with the right email. Now I have to restart? Still same PSN

[Gareth Mercer @MercersLaw]

@coopuk easy on the ham....

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@Coral your app is shite, get it fixed