Bob 🇬🇧

Every tweet is some kind of fascist riddle

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@LincolnMoby1 @GheeBowman @CeliaRichards0n Loads of friends, good job, young family, everything is terrific. I just enjoy winding up pompous old windbags in my down time. Oh and racism, I really enjoy racism.

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@BovrilG Reject coastal extremism, return to sensible Mercianism

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@Channel4News @JoJohnsonUK @margarethodge Reporting this to OFCOM for lack of balance

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@SenorGrumpy @Sargon_of_Akkad 2.2 million legally registered firearms in the country, so yes. Some do

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@SelfDes1ruc1ion He’s a Singaporean-Rwandan who spends his time between Chad and Bhutan, what’s the matter with that?

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@arisroussinos Pessimism in bio

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@BernardMannn Bernard no you’ll make the list!

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@Morvleydh_Fal Careful, you’ll make the list!

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

Easter holidays were always my favourite when I was a kid. 2 weeks, the change of weather, a burgeoning sense of optimism in the extended daylight. I also fingered a girl in a tent after a Placebo gig at the start of the Easter hols once.

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@LemanWalters Much obliged, Perkins

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@ObrezObserver Sorry I’m on both the deviant and known liberal database now so you might want to disavow

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

The Sexfinder General compiles his database of known sex-having liberals.

[RadTradBrit 🇻🇦 🇬🇧 @radtradbrit]

We have sincerely failed at gatekeeping this movement

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit Makes sense. Have a splendid evening

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit How old are you?

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit So you don’t want anyone who has had any sexual experiences to be on your side? What an army you will build

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@MavenPolitic 16 year old me, faced with the temptation of fingering a beautiful and receptive young woman:

“Hmm, I dunno, seems like something a liberal whose brain has been warped by the sexual revolution would do. I might regret this in 21 years”

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit I think you’re on to a winning strategy here kid. Good luck with the gate keeping

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@BovrilG Pale Hecate summons thee to the fiery depths, where those fingerers toil and sweat in wanton fury

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit Because I fingered a girl after a Placebo gig in 2003?

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit What porn do you suppose I was corrupted by in 2003? It was still dial up internet

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@juice8882 Nooo you’re not supposed to have fun noooo

[Bob 🇬🇧 @Merciansaltmine]

@radtradbrit I’m sorry that you never had any experiences with girls at 16, truly.