The Mercurial

The Mercurial.

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Today's news is more on Trump. #MoronTrump

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Kellyanne Conway, is a pre-employment drug test necessary at WH?
Just curious.

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Kellyanne Conway is a joke. She belongs at @TheOnion, not WH.
@TheOnion have you extended a public offer of employment to her?
Do it. Now!

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What took @RexTilllerson so long to -
a. realize
b. deny?

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Rex Tillerson is a successful businessman and a smart man.
#Orange45 is a failed businessman. Jury still out on smartness.
I believe Rex.

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Hey, #DotardTrump why are you disrespecting America by ignoring dead Americans in Caribbean?

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Has #DotardTrump shut up yet?
What other topic is he going to divide Americans on next?

What did Putin tell him to use this time?

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@CollinRugg And the future of our country in the hands of a 71 year old man with no brain.
Or scruples.

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These jackholes didn't defend John McCain when #Orange45 insulted him and questioned his integrity.
Chickens are coming home to roost.

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Why is "I'm so rich" #Orange45 using donor money to pay his lawyers?
Putin's installment didn't come in this month?

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Goodbye O #Cassini,
Your mission is now a-fini.

With apologies to the original composer.

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Rush Limbaugh puts his tail between his legs and leaves Florida ahead of #IrmaHurricane2017.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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@deplorable1988 Looks like this girl named Irma's going to show up.

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@polamerican I know more than the scientists. I have the best scientists.

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@Katkling What is this "Iowa" you talk about?

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@LSUNervie It's not the size of the boat, baby. It's how you rock it.
Irma's going to rock it to the roof!

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ON SALE NOW - Caribbean islands. Slightly wet. Free fish, just lying in the street for you. Lots of free "extras" like a broken airport.

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@LTMehta psst...don't round "up" to sound heroic.
Focus on getting out of there.

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@Von_Iderstine "Thoughts and prayers" people are waiting for a $hitshow.
Those who actually help don't bother with "t&p." They roll up their sleeves & help

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Quack "scientists" - There is no climate change.
Irma - Hold my beer.

#IrmaHurricane2017