Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley.

Building his kingdom back from the ground up. ╱ @JonMoxley parody account.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

deep down y’all wanna get railed like a whore but too shy to say it

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

One thing for sure, I got my boys back.

Cant hold your own once the odds get evened huh, Brandon?

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Not how I wanted things to go, but nonetheless.. you can’t call it a win,

so you better realize quickly that this is far from over, Michaels.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

(@TheUPROARFed)

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Attacking the dude before his match? You call that an intimidating act? Am I supposed to be intimidated, Brandon?
See.. I ain’t like you boys, I’m not leashed to the boss like little bitches.

They’re gonna start selling my shirts as ‘the bitch breaker’ once i’m done here.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Oh and Taya?

You’re gonna need a new mutt to follow you around and do your dirty work after I put this one down.

Brandon, you step in my way, you find out why they call me ‘unhinged.’

Now, I just made things real easy for everyone. Painted the picture for ya.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Well, well, well.

If it isn’t the boss’ bitch—
one of them I should clarify.

I’ve got no beef with you, really. Nonetheless, you interfered with my business.. which unfortunately makes breaking your jaw best for business.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

You do what you gotta do, and next week i’m handling business.

This is child’s play, and everyone watching gets to see that.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

@HubristicHoncho / i prefer to use kayak because they are usually pretty cheap & their site is convenient!

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

(@TheUPROARFed)

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

You see.. i’ve been thinking a lot about this, Hook. Ever since your desperate attack on me, i’ve been pondering. I’m curious how far you can go, how much you can take? How 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕 are you.. really?

You know who I am, you know what I do, you knew what you were doing.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

You wanted this. Just remember that as you’re staring up at the ceiling at the end of the night. Remember that you asked for this.

You were wise in sneak attacking, because it’s the only way you stand a chance in my path. Paybacks a bitch Hookie, and Daddy’s coming to collect.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Who the hell does this guy think he is?

Besides a coward, obviously.
You wanna be a man, Hook?
Act like one.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Give ya a goodnight kiss once I knock ya lights out, Bryan.

Consider it a gesture of love, cause i don’t dislike ya kid, i just think ya run your mouth a whole lot.

Whether ya run our match back or not.. Moxley gonna getcha.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

Who and Who?

Neither of these two stand a chance. I’m back, better than ever. Dangerous as ever. I’ve got a taste for blood boys.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

♡ for a in-character direct message.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

(@TheUPROARFed)

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

I don’t like being interrupted, but you answered my question, John..

You see, I kept asking myself.. WHOS NEXT? It’s you, John. I’m not here to please these fans.. i’m here to pave my way back to the top of the food chain.

[Give daddy a kiss, he’s home. | NOT @JonMoxley. @MercyBeDamned]

First things in order; find my prey.
𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡 𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗔.

You’ve came out, you woo’d the fans, and you’ve spoke your own monologue. Now the shows over, John.

Now the stakes are high. You’ve never met anyone quite as dangerous as me.