pag

aka pagitha aka paige

[pag @MerdsPerge]

An ~upgrade~ if you will

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that’s it. that’s the tweet

[jonbellion @jonbellion]

FATHER FIGURE 6.04

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😩😛🔥

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One minute you’re in college worried about a $75 grocery run and the next you look at a bed frame that’s less than $600 and think “what a steal!”

Adulthood is the worst. Lol

[pag @MerdsPerge]

I’ve been feeling off since being back in Utah and couldn’t figure out why … turns out I accidentally left my Birkenstocks in Kansas 😣😭

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The correct way to cut a sandwich is:

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Looks like I get to wear my KU shirt to my 9 to 5 tomorrow #rockchalk

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I talk to my topeka people way more than I do my utah people

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This is day every year I’m surprised at how many people have significant others they don’t post about

[pag @MerdsPerge]

These are my top three chocolate bars. Which one is your fave?

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I will use 🤠 in any and every situation. It is always a perfect fit

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A grown man asking for your snap is the biggest ick EVER

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I’ve decided that at some point in 2022 I will be either:

A. Getting an orange cat and naming it Biscuit

OR

B. Getting a black cat and naming it Pepper

[pag @MerdsPerge]

This is the one day a year I actually click through all of my Instagram stories

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I looked a target employee dead in the eye today and said “love you, thank it” instead of “love it, thank you” 🥴😖😣😔

[pag @MerdsPerge]

I hate having to tell people what my high school mascot was. WRHS why you gotta be a junior blue?!? Making my life hard forever

[pag @MerdsPerge]

When it comes to dating and the other person isn’t down, would you rather be told…

[pag @MerdsPerge]

The FUNNIEST part of going on a date is when you’re just existing in the passenger seat silently waiting / watching them walk to their side of the car

[pag @MerdsPerge]

Just read a dating app bio that said “recently hit by a car”
What am I supposed to do with this information?!

[pag @MerdsPerge]

Why don’t people in utah know how to use roundabouts?! 😠

[John Katz @johnloveskatz]

@landon_gaddis