Every time Catherine asks Samuel, “Did you poopoo?” I jump in and say, “I did this morning, thanks for caring.”
She never laughs and I think she’s starting to hate me.
I just drank my kid’s last apple juice & don’t feel a bit of remorse. I hope when he asks for his “juju” tomorrow, he understands it’s not there bc he doesn’t pay a single bill around here & life doesn’t always give you free handouts. He’s 20 months old, time to grow up.