sometimes. i’m inside. and want to go outside. but as soon as the human opens the door. i change my mind. this is not my fault. i am a fluid. yet increasingly complicated soul
All I want to do in October is walk around Storm King when the leaves are changing and listen to the Cigarettes After Sex discography.
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I finally figured out Tinder. Tinder is the Cheesecake Factory of dating. There are 6000 options, and none of them are good for you. And when you finally pick out what you want, it arrives with a bite taken out of it. And then gets up and leaves and never texts you back.
Bill Eichner is ameezing, per usual. But the best part about this video is the random woman eating fucking shrimp cocktail on the street in NYC. I have questions.
@billpowell__c I watch horror movies/listen to true crime podcasts as background while I make dinner. Nothing makes me happier (and I'm sure that says a lot about my personality...ha)
@SchneidRemarks Hereditary was good but strange. One of those movies that you think you understand, but then you have to spend 30 minutes googling the plot afterwards.