Adam Merkley

Quoted in the New York Times. Often mistaken for Big Pharma. Once the owner of 50 Bitcoin.

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Nazis suck.

I'm at Blue Sky now -> @merk.fun

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Keep trying to hack me, you ain't getting in.

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Googling "record for most blocks in an NBA playoff game" for no reason whatsoever

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Chipotle was like, "Everyone hated the Wingstop ad with the Yup, Yup, Yup song last year, but they won't hate our ad using the same song this year!"

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How many of these guys have bad enough brain damage to also compete in the Paralympics?

#USAHockey

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Do I believe Ted Sarandos when he says Netflix is committed to the 45 day window? Maybe.

Box office is all a dick measuring contest anyway. Maybe Ted does mean it. He's already well liked in Hollywood, winning in theatres would only elevate that.

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If it was 48% then that would mean 21.6 presidents invoked it.

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Trump just said that 48% of presidents have invoked the insurrection act. My half assed research leads me to believe that 15 presidents have done it. 14/45 is 33%. What an idiot.

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Starting to think the FIFA Peace Prize was a bunch of bullshit

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Wordle 1,656 4/6

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I swear this was the word before.

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@dakotahskye Yeah but it's Utah County

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As a longtime Big Brother and Survivor fan, The Traitors is amazing lol.

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In the handful of times I've been there Cracker Barrel has given me the creeps.

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Dear MLB:

Bring the Swing Off to regular season games. That was great. #MLB #AllStarGame

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Shit S06E02

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@JoshMalina Tell me about the basketball scene in West Wing S05E02. Was Will canonically terrible at basketball or was that all you?

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@jowrotethis https://t.co/H5OsndS7cu

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@jowrotethis Totally get this. The time the ER gave me morphine for an eye infection was out of this world. One of the best days of my life lol.

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@dakotahskye Haha

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@Atrioc I just spotted this BYD with Mexico license plate at the Tempe In-N-Out.

[Adam Merkley @Merk]

I downloaded LibreWolf when the Firefox news broke last week, but can't be bother to move over my extensions and bookmarks, ask me anything.