Kevin Merkel

The Lebron James of Cured Meats

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@Delta My Sept flight was changed without consultation. No longer meets intent. I booked Sky Priority through delta app via Amex Delta Reserve, yet I get treated poorly. Attempted contact with customer service & could not make progress with the ChatBots. Hope to resolve Monday.

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@DIRECTV @KFCradio can anyone tell me why the ticket feels the need to advertise to me? I already bought the fucking ticket. Make NFL MIX Full Screen. #TicketCustomerLivesMatter

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Hahaha he’s so pumped @elonmusk

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

SEX

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@ed_lew @barstoolsports Subway is trash. PA gets their hoagies at @Wawa. Also, when did Dave&Busters become fast food? @kgibat8387

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@iamjorgeVegas Everyone going nuts about Last Dance (and it’s great). But Jordan rides the Bus is 🔥.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Carnival swamped with bookings after announcing August return.

Again the only thing stopping cruises and airlines is mandatory shutdown. People are ready to fly and cruise the second you let em. Should be another huge week for Davey Discount. #DDTG https://t.co/3ouXa1xL14

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@bheist09 #DeepState

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Who killed Epstein? I’ll let @TheoVon take this one...

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

Not sure what @thekingtapp did to get this award....but congrats

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

A role model on AND off the court! @KingJames is our #KCA2020 Generation Change recipient and the winner of Fav Male Athlete

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Add this to a great night of TV.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Keep punching Mike!

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

Biggest missed opportunity with #COVID was enforcing stay at home for construction. It was the perfect time to repair/expand roads, highways, bridges with no traffic jams. @elonmusk hates traffic and so do I.

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

@kgibat8387, when you get on TikTok dog???? @UnoDosAnDRES @_SackLunch_ 😂😂😂😂

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Who wore it better? #sexcannon https://t.co/HPbGdtNfKD

[Kevin Merkel @Merkel_Says]

I’d like to sit down quietly as Dave Chappelle binge watches #TigerKing and then hear his thoughts afterwards.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Finally some good news!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Trading through a fire alarm. Block our the noise. Focus. Make billions

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me the second the quarantine is lifted