Tim Merklinger Parody

Retired Marine. Now in TN. I miss MT. Follow doesn’t mean an immediate DM

[QUANTUM GUARD ™️ @QuantumGuard17]

🚨 UPDATE: President Trump has infuriated Democrats by posting this truth nuke

"Over 273 Americans have been shot since the war in IRAN began..."

"in Chicago."

CHICAGO = FAILURE

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

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[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! In a stunning moment, Michigan Senate candidate Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed (D) says the middle class will pay MORE TAXES under his socialist healthcare program

"It would be free at the POINT OF CARE."

"That's a trade worth making."

WELKER: You are acknowledging people making less than $1M can see taxes go up?

EL SAYED: We'd be paying healthcare a different way...I'd rather pay into a government.

You literally can't make this up...he calls it free while saying we PAY MORE!!

He's running on raising taxes.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

I have no problem with Islam. I’m just against beheading, stoning, marrying little girls, sexual slavery, taqiyya, slave trading, rape, forced conversions, jihad, burqa, attacking other religions, child abuse, women abuse, animal abuse, multiple wives, murder, Sharia, terrorism, brainwashing, intolerance, greed, anti-science, torture, illiteracy, gluttony, genital mutilation, inbreeding. Does it make me Islamophobic?

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

They literally shut down a highway and drew guns on two innocent people because an outdated Flock alert was never removed.

“Trust the algorithm” is starting to sound a lot like “trust the experts.”…. 🤨

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

The inflation rate in August 2022 after two years of Biden was 8.3%.

The current inflation rate in August 2026 after two years of Trump is 3.5%

Democrats now taking up the mantle of "affordability" want you to forget this.

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

The same playbook that is used against our adversaries psychological warfare operations was used against the American people during Covid to help steal the 2020 Election.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Wow! Iran is broke. Their currency is trash. They’ll keep spouting bullshit which will be immediately picked up on by Democrats and useless American media…but this war is over.

They won’t recover from this, without help.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Hold the Judges accountable and this stops immediately.👇

[CONSTITUTION X 🇺🇸 @ConstitustionX]

🚨 BOMBSHELL 🚨
EPA Chief Lee Zeldin just exposed a VIPER’S NEST OF FRAUD so deep it should shake the entire swamp to its core.
In a bombshell interview with John Solomon, Zeldin revealed he has already fired off SEVERAL CRIMINAL REFERRALS to the DOJ after uncovering how Obama and Biden officials systematically funneled $29 BILLION in green energy grants straight into the pockets of former cabinet secretaries, wealthy donors, and political activists — including Stacey Abrams.
Zeldin called it what it is: a major self-dealing scandal. Taxpayer money was being moved around like a political piggy bank for the elite.
They didn’t just waste your hard-earned money.
They stole it.
And handed it to their friends.
This isn’t policy. This is a brazen heist.
WHY THE HELL DOES ANYONE STILL PAY TAXES WHILE THIS KIND OF CORRUPTION GOES UNPUNISHED?
The vipers are finally being dragged into the light.
@jsolomonReports @JustTheNews
#Zeldin #EPA #GreenEnergyFraud

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Trump did not strike Iran for Israel. Anyone making that claim is either ignorant or malicious.

Trump struck Iran because:

1979–1981: U.S. Embassy hostage crisis. After the Islamic Revolution, militants seized the American embassy in Tehran on November 4, 1979, 52 Americans were held hostage for 444 days, until January 20, 1981.

1983: Beirut U.S. Embassy and Marine barracks attacks. Shiite militants linked to Iran attacked American targets in Lebanon. The October Marine barracks bombing killed 241 U.S. servicemen. The State Department says the Reagan administration believed the attacks were carried out by Shiite militants linked to Iran, and later U.S. statements attributed the barracks bombing to Hezbollah.

1980s onward: Hezbollah. Iran became Hezbollah’s principal state patron, giving Tehran a way to attack American and allied interests indirectly rather than through conventional Iranian forces.

1996: Khobar Towers. A truck bomb struck housing used by U.S. Air Force personnel in Saudi Arabia, killing 19 American airmen and injuring hundreds. U.S. authorities later attributed the plot to Saudi Hezbollah and tied it to Iranian support.

2003–2011: Killing Americans in Iraq. Iran’s Quds Force supplied and supported Shiite militias fighting American forces, including with highly lethal explosively formed penetrators, or EFPs, specifically capable of punching through U.S. armored vehicles. The U.S. government has attributed at least 603 American military deaths in Iraq to Iranian-backed forces.

2019–2020: escalating militia attacks. Iran-backed Iraqi militias repeatedly attacked U.S. facilities. A December 2019 rocket attack killed an American contractor and wounded four U.S. service members. This escalation was part of the immediate context for the January 2020 U.S. strike that killed Quds Force commander Qasem Soleimani.

2021–2022: attempted assassination of John Bolton. DOJ charged an IRGC member with attempting to pay $300,000 to have former National Security Adviser John Bolton murdered in Washington or Maryland, reportedly as retaliation for Soleimani’s killing.

2022: American Stephen Troell murdered in Baghdad. DOJ later charged an IRGC officer with helping orchestrate the murder of U.S. citizen Stephen Troell in Iraq.

2024: further assassination plots inside the United States. DOJ charged individuals in an alleged IRGC-linked murder-for-hire operation and separately prosecuted Asif Merchant over a plot to assassinate U.S. political figures, including Trump himself. In March 2026, Merchant was convicted; DOJ said he admitted the IRGC had sent him to the United States in 2024 to arrange political assassinations.

When Trump left the IRGC was sanctioned, broke and weak. Joe Biden changed all that.

By the time Trump returned to office in January 2025, this was no longer a small technical violation. The IAEA reported in March 2025 that Iran had 275 kilograms of uranium enriched to 60% U-235, up sharply from 182 kilograms in the previous reporting period. Sixty percent is far beyond ordinary civilian reactor fuel and much closer technically to weapons-grade enrichment.

Trump then restored “maximum pressure” on February 4, 2025, while also leaving open the possibility of a negotiated settlement. His stated position was that Iran could not obtain a nuclear weapon SINCE the 1980s.

Negotiations proceeded while Iran continued insisting that it had a right to enrich uranium. As late as February 25, 2026, Secretary of State Marco Rubio was publicly discussing the central unresolved issue: Iran was saying it would not build a bomb but still reserved the right to enrich.

Meanwhile, the nuclear problem did not disappear. Before the 2025 strikes, the IAEA confirmed that Iran was producing uranium enriched to 60% at Fordow and had unresolved safeguards issues involving uranium particles discovered at undeclared locations.

President Trump gave them every opportunity. They said no.

Stop it.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

It’s simple. The MAGA base wants three things:

1. Mass deportations
2. Deep State arrests
3. Trump’s agenda passed into permanent law

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I wrote and posted this in 2015. It’s still true today!

“I'm feeling honored this afternoon.
Debbie Ann and I were able to help an “under privileged family" at the grocery store today.

Yep, we paid taxes on items we purchased which helped the lady in front of us. She had 3 small children, an arm full of tattoos, hair that looked like she had spent the past 6 hours in the beauty shop and paid for over $200.00 dollars worth of food....with an EBT card!

Then she goes out and climbs in a brand new vehicle.

While having this privilege I came upon an idea, I bet those in D.C. would never consider. Since I hear about Senior Citizens eating cat and dog food to survive and I personally know folks living on very limited income and can't get any assistance. Why not pass legislation to assist the elderly? Propose and pass a LAW that ends All State and Federal taxes for anyone over the age of 65 or whatever age you think is the, “RIGHT THING TO DO”!

If we can work all our lives, pay taxes and the other things forced upon us.
Why can't we expect something in return for taking care of all the
"disadvantaged folks and illegal aliens" in this Country?

You know why, because the Politicians need these "disadvantaged folks" to vote for them. Plus, their benefits for being a public servant, keeps them from living life, when they become elderly, like the rest of us do!

Yeah, I know, I just pissed off half the Country. Oh well, it's what I do and....I'm good at it!

Get a DAMN JOB and quit having babies you can't afford!”

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

AOC is freezing her eggs at 36 because she wants to try to “relate” to women when she runs for President in 2028. She knows freezing eggs at 36 when you’ve been engaged for 4 years is a lost cause. So she wants a sob story about infertility when she does decide to run for President. It’s one thing to get pregnant at 36 and have kids, but freezing your eggs at 36 means she’s probably not looking to have kids for 10 years.

She’s been engaged for 4 years. If she wanted to have kids, she would have had them by now.

It’s performative so she can relate to women. When people say “you have no children, how can you be President”, she will play the infertility card to be a victim.

This is a political stunt. @AOC

Why not just plan your wedding? Why stay engaged for 4 years???? It’s weird.

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

When we abolish Ranked Choice Voting in Alaska, Lisa Murkowski will be forced to retire and we can reclaim that Senate seat.

[Cynthia Holt @Ghostofcynthia]

Imagine being this low IQ and fucking retarded.

Nice attempt to look White with that horsehair blonde weave bitch, you’re literally trying to look like the people you despise.

Peak mental illness. @DijonaiVictoria

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Black American tells it like it is:

“Muslims are the reason blacks are here in America.

18 million blacks were taken from Africa to Arabia. They’re still enslaving people today!

90% of the enslavement was done by Muslims, not Europeans or Christians.”

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

1979: fasting glucose over 140 makes you diabetic.
1997: lowered to 126.
Millions of new diabetics. Same blood.

1997: prediabetes starts at 110.
2003: lowered to 100.
A third of American adults, created by a footnote.

1984: high blood pressure is 160/95.
2017: lowered to 130/80.
American hypertension goes from 32 per cent of adults to 46. Thirty-one million new patients in a morning.

2001: the cholesterol target is 130.
2004: lowered to 100, and to 70 for the high risk.
Statin eligibility expands by millions.

Eight of the nine men who wrote that 2004 update were on the payroll of companies selling statins. They disclosed it only when forced.

1994: a WHO panel invents osteopenia. Bone that is not thin enough to break, given a name and a prescription. Half of older women qualify.

Nobody got sicker on any of those dates. A committee sat down and a number moved.

The threshold drops, the market widens, and the drug is already licensed and sitting in the warehouse.

Your grandfather was healthy at 145/92. You are ill at 132/81.

Nothing about the body has changed. Only the paperwork, and who profits from it.

[Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️ @LeahRain77]

This woman received a summons to appear in court for theft based on flock camera evidence that she was stealing packages. The problem for law enforcement is that she had her own cameras set up, which absolutely proved that it wasn’t her. The officer refused to show her the evidence at her door because he said that she was arguing with him and not being forthright. When you look at the camera footage, it is two totally different people. He absolutely was refusing to cooperate with her. He was convinced that the camera footage showed her, even though she had camera footage to prove that it wasn’t. This is the danger of these cameras. Law enforcement in some cases is using and abusing them .
Ultimately, she was able to prove her innocence using her own camera footage, but what if she didn’t have her own cameras set up?

[john jackson @pvtjokerus]

DSA Co-Chair admits she gets all her news from…..Jon Stewart.

Dumb as a bag of hammers.