Matt M.

Jedi. Professor. CEO of your mom. These are my views and do not necessarily represent everyone's views, including my employer ​and probably my wife.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

If there isn’t an aging rock band in upstate New York playing dive bars on the weekend named Viagra Falls, I’ll be disappointed.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

I speak for all men when I say we are ready to give women pockets. Deep, practical, stylish pockets. On any piece of clothing you want.

But you have to give up Christmas cards. Forever.

[The Globe @GlobeSLCC]

New logo...who dis?

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

If there isn’t a auto salvage yard in the world called the “Carsmashians”, I’m going to be disappointed.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

There has never in my lifetime been a Congressional hearing more damning to a President. Never.

This makes Watergate’s darkest moments look like a bridge club meeting.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

@Merk That tracks.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

I know this is not a main point, but what was the ketchup for?

Chickie Nugs? Tater tots?

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

@hotskillet Steak with ketchup.

That’s actually worse. 😔

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

If you invite me to your house you better have animals. Because I plan to be anti-social and give them all my attention.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

If men bore children, abortion rights would have been established for over 200 years. #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS

[ESPN @espn]

THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD‼️

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

Former @SaltLakeCC Bruin, Gary Payton II @Garydwayne wins an NBA Championship with the Golden State Warriors. #gobruins #slccbruins #DubNation

[Salt Lake CC @SaltLakeCC]

What a day. #SLCCGrad

[Salt Lake CC @SaltLakeCC]

💙💛💙💛 #slccgrad

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

@alexiewritesslc Thank you @JonnyTalkz @amelia_cremer, @alexiewritesslc and all for inviting me!

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

If The Madolorian is Star Wars’ western, The Book of Boba Fett is Star Wars’ mob series.

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

And yet, didn’t Conservatives want content platforms brought to task for censoring Conservative voices? Also, this is not a single-day anomaly. This is norm.

[Facebook's Top 10 @FacebooksTop10]

The top-performing link posts by U.S. Facebook pages in the last 24 hours are from:

1. Ben Shapiro
2. Franklin Graham
3. Catholic Fundamentalism
4. NPR
5. Fox News
6. Dan Bongino
7. Electrek. co
8. Ben Shapiro
9. Ben Shapiro
10. Ben Shapiro

[Patricia Correll @Author_PCorrell]

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that.

Murderer:

[Matt M. @Merkprof]

@dankgdl The Potomac

[Zac Hodge @SLCCRadioGuy]

I couldn't be happier that Buster Posey's final baseball game was a loss to the @Dodgers