Merlin Real G 💪🏾

[Merlin Real G 💪🏾 @Merlin21196752]

Kitu inanipea baridi ni deals kutoivana, otherwise niko sawa🇺🇸✊🏾

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Utilities will get cut off, student loans don’t pause, and homelessness is one bad month away. Yeah, yeah. Totally voluntary.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My househelp doesn’t give a fvck if I have money or I am depressed. You will be in the middle of a mental breakdown and then she hits you with a “Gas Imeisha” out of nowhere. Buana This is not the adulting I signed up for

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

The more toxic the relationship, the better the sex.

[Dume @gietzschean]

>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE

[St Francis @Ujfranc]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own place, yet.

[Kalz @deejaykalz_]

Use condoms, Your galfriends are secretly prostitutes.

[⛤ @ihytage]

There’s 25 million people in the US that are millionaires , a majority of them built their wealth through the stock market, if this doesn’t motivate you idk what will , take that RISK.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Too much money exists for me to stay broke. Too much information exists for me to stay ignorant. Too much time has passed for me to stay comfortable. As a broke young man, I have decided to leave people's daughters alone and get Rich.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

A wise man once told me: "Without money, a man has no voice. Fix your finances before you try to fix the world." I felt that.

[𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐈 @Manu03910]

@maurccn_ Sasa unajam juh hakufika bei, 😂

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

If Elon musk can be successful without having a wife.

Men don't actually need women.

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

In case you didn't know.

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

@omwanba_ Lesson: You can’t babysit loyalty. If you gotta move in to 'prevent' cheating, you already lost. Walk away with your peace intact next time, King

[Beyond The Script @ChikitaRav15438]

@omwanba_ NEVER TAKE BACK A CHEATING WOMAN!
AS MUCH AS WOMEN LOVE TO DENY IT, A CHEATING MAN AND WOMAN ARE TWO DIFFERENT SITUATIONS. BOTH ARE WRONG, BUT RARELY CAN A WOMAN SLEEP WITH A MAN SHE ISN'T ATTRACTED TO. MOST WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE.

[Nganga @Nganga_one]

Ukimanage kupata kazi Microsoft na Google Kenya,wewe na your future generations will never know poverty,a junior software engineer hulipwa over 500k,alafu after 2 years unatumwa foreign countries to get experience,senior engineers hulipwa more than 3 million...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Nairobi is generally overwhelming and Overstimulating for me. I dont know how long i can do this. On one side you are twisting your spinal cord like a Kakadu crocodile trying to get away from a guy in a trench coat carrying a 55’ inch Tv on his shoulder moving at a speed of 65km/h.

On the other side you’re trying not to step on the hawkers mtumba jeans that he has anikad 2inches away from the Main road, and at the same time you’re also trying not to get distracted by the Genzi baddie infront if you,that is wearing a baggy jeans with a tumbo cat, and a protruding white underwear that is peeping up her trouser forming a Y shape on her waist

While all this is happening,your right arm is simultaneously going back and forth in your left pocket to make sure your phone is still there,hujaibiwa. Bwana ayam telling you Nairobi is like vietnam,but without guns. The only thing that makes me come back here is poverty.

[_SelfSpark @_SelfSpark]

@OrevaZSN When you stop treating everything like a final exam, life becomes a lot easier.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[David! 🤴🏿 @davidkiragu24]

@mzee_ki Claude .
Pay premium subscription.
Prompt it to design the whole course and tutorials.
You'll be sharper than the best programmer you know.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Being successful is overrated if you come to think of it because at the end of it all that shit ends when you die.
Regardless of how important we think we are in this world you’re just a fucking carcass you’ll die like every damn one of us.
Don’t ever think you matter or you’re important,stay dangerous and guarded my people!!!