Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒

Roadie / techie / mechanic / electronic wizard for the #HalloweenKnights (not an actual wizard)

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

My name is Merlin Cherry, and I'm the mixing desk operator, techie, and roadie for the #HalloweenKnights.

They're a funny lot, being paranormal rock stars and all.

You should check them out! :P

One: https://t.co/3shs8dMkQX
Two: https://t.co/JA770kn0fP
https://t.co/eUO38qRjBw

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

How can the internet feel so ancient and so sophisticated at the same time?

We used to just order pizza over the phone like a normal person, but now there's an app for everything except for turning off the bloody internet.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Oh God, we're back on this thing, are we?

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

It's criminal to build blank canvases and not expect artists to paint upon them.

Graffiti is like nature reclaiming the wilderness.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Groupies used to flirt their way into the dressing rooms of their favourite rock stars, but now all they want is the WiFi password.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Landing on the moon was a big deal but not nearly as impressive as getting the worst people to shut the fuck up.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Never seen a dude think he could fix a broken bird by smashing it with his sledgehammer for a face.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Milk crate.
Stop sign.
Traffic cone.
Police tape.

If you haven't stolen one of these things in your lifetime, you haven't lived.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

We used to have a saying about the village idiot but thanks to social media we've found out that these idiots have their own village and that we somehow ended up in it.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

We used to say our prayers before we go to sleep but now we endlessly scroll social media on our phones and stay awake because we're getting the validation we prayed for.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Grifters love to pretend that their song and dance is new and original.

Never met a scammer who could get away from the games they play.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Putting on Motorhead's Overkill album and the only complaint I've heard is that it isn't loud enough.

It mustn't be loud enough, because I heard the complaint.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Should train the rats that hang out in the rehearsal room how to carry electrical wire through tight spaces, bloody freeloaders.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

I've seen more stable bin fires than this app.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

No karate in the mosh pit.

Save that shit for judo class.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Sticking forks into power sockets is just stupid.

Knives fit in there much better.

#HalloweenKnights

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Hey #ReadingCommunity and #WritingCommmunity.

Here's your #WritersLift and #ShamelessSelfPromo for you to drop your #art #blogs #books #links #music and #WIP courtesy of my buddies in the #HalloweenKnights!

Like, follow, and retweet like it's #Halloween again!

[Holly Bloom/Spider Bride @SpiderBrideHoly]

ON PATREON NOW!

#HalloweenKnights

Sketches, chapter previews, backstory, completed works, and MORE!

Become a patron and get front page recognition in Book Three!

#Art #Halloween #FanArt #Fiverr #Metal #ReadingCommunity #WritersLift #WritingCommunity

https://t.co/ZtKbC0FpVb

[Matthew Le Star #02tr41i3n @MatthewLeStar2]

MEET MERLIN CHERRY!

Ex-roadie. Electronics wizard.

Owner of Cherry's Studio, rehearsal space, professional recording, mixing, and mastering of your magic (closed!).

#FanArt by @EmsesamaSFW

#HalloweenKnights

eBook: https://t.co/hsAstrPQXT
Patreon: https://t.co/avHmve5zbt

[#HalloweenKnights! @HalloweenKnigh5]

#HalloweenKnights fan art!

See over 200 FREE works and more on Patreon!
https://t.co/ICtjFXINNm

It's Halloween every day!

#Art #Halloween #WritingCommunity #WritersLift #FanArt #Fiverr #Metal #ReadingCommunity #AuthorsOfTwitter #TrickOrTreatMOFO

[Merlin Cherry 🍒 🍒 @MerlinCherry66]

Hey #ReadingCommunity and #WritingCommmunity.

Here's your #WritersLift and #ShamelessSelfPromo for you to drop your #art #blogs #books #links #music and #WIP courtesy of my buddies in the #HalloweenKnights!

Like, follow, and retweet like it's #Halloween again!