Merlin Flopstein

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

Hulu Live started the Golden Globes 5 minutes late. WTF?
#Hulu #HuluIncompetence #GoldenGlobes #goldenglobes2020

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@GoDaddyHelp Why is my site down every time I go to do anything? What are you guys doing over there? #godaddydownagain

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@UPS Liars! First the driver didn't bother to come to the door. Then I was lied to by 6 customer svc reps. I never got the package after being assured that I would. #SHAMEONUPS #UPSSUCKS #UPSFAILURES

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@UPSHelp Liars! First the driver didn't bother to come to the door. Then 6 different customer service reps lied about me getting my package today. #ShameonUPS, #UPSSucks, #UPSLiars

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@latimes We subscribe and now your website still asks me to turn off my ad block when logged in. WTF - you don't get both whitelist and sub$

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@audiodeluxe Wondering when my order from last weekend will be completed. Maybe you all should staff up at this time of year.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

#NestNonSupport Trying to actually get support for a Nest product is a joke.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@nestsupport It seems answering the DM would be the next step.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@nestsupport Would be nice if someone looked at and addressed my DM.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@nestsupport Solution online didn't work. Phone support refers to online and hangs up. WTF guys? How does one speak to a person?

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@nest You're online answer to my issue was wrong & didn't work. Support phone said I should check online. I NEED SUPPORT - not obfuscation.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

Focusrite Wish List 2015 https://t.co/GYnZrAvtlD

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

#SYTYCDfinale - The food dish filler has informed me that Alfred E Newman is named Zack. So 20 votes for more food in my dish.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

#SYTYCDfinale Not voting because Fox app requires Facebook login. Not happening. 20 votes for Alfred E Newman, tapper extraordinaire.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

@Charter Five days without internet in Glendale CA. I know we're only Glendale but WTF? Broken Charter or slow ATT - we're all fucked.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

#SOTU How about lowing taxes for cats?

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

Throwing out the new Rolling Stone magazine when it arrives. #RollingStone

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

Thank you US troops for ridding the world of a very bad person.

[Merlin Flopstein @MerlinFlopstein]

Listened to my new Cow in the sky account from Amazon. I was hoping for some milk.