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Dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind.

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You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly

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@GillTheThrilll You're welcome!!

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@USATODAY Yikes

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I dont understand wrestling.

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@SenTedCruz I guess he should've gone on vacation, huh?

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I'm really bothered by the phrase "god-fearing"

I'm not a believer but if I were looking for something to believe in, I wouldn't want someone I'm fearful of.

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Why does The Suicide Squad on the HBO Max app have no picture?

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I cry the entire time I watch the Olympics. Only a couple days in and I'm already super dehydrated

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@instantcaleb New phone who dis?

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I'm sure I'm going to regret waking up from a nap at 8pm. But that is future Kat's problem.

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Lol, when someone you very casually dated for like 3 months hits you up after 2 years of not even remembering that person existed.

Sorry I'm so fabulous.

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My mini will be a teenager soon and that means she will probably try weed. I can't wait until I find it hidden in her room and smoke it

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Apparently tweeting this at 9am was weird for some people. My day starts really early though. That's like early evening for normal people. Don't judge me 🤣

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Vaxed, waxed, ready to be smaxed?

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Vaxed, waxed, ready to be smaxed?

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@Craig_Christ_IV It is now also my dream to be referred to only as "Your Vagesty" 👑👸

Thank you.

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It's my dream to get a pap smear done and have the doctor ask me out after because I have the most spectacular vag he's ever seen.

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When you get the shower temperature just right 🛀

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The humidity is no joke. It feels like a sweaty armpit outside.

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Just remembered when the kid thought fish sticks were filled with cheese like mozzarella sticks. She's gonna be someone's boss some day and that makes me laugh.

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How come people don't have pet ghosts?

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@listeninglm @MollyJongFast Oh, sorry. I misinterpreted your comment.