Joe Merullo

Enjoying the process

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Esto no es para todos. 🩸

MFL NEW BLOOD — donde la sangre escribe la historia.

📍 Quarry Studios · CDMX

#MFLNewBlood #MMAMexico #FightLife #NewBlood

[Shimecki @scheemunai]

@romanbuildsaas Lol, exactly.

I created an account today, I was so confused I deleted it 10 minutes later.

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Les preguntaron por qué eligieron las MMA… y la respuesta lo dice todo 👀

¿Tú también vives por este deporte?

#MFL #MMA #Mack #Joe #MMAniacos #Podcast #ArtesMarcialesMixtas #Jaula #FightLife

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Hang it in Louvre.

[FrontRowBrian™ 🇺🇸 ₿ @FrontRowBrian]

Everything is horible.... Nate Diaz looks like he's 55... Helwani... Fuckin Mauro... empty stands.. Tommy Lee from motley crue doing cocaine on camera ... this is a complete shit show.

[Joe Merullo @MerulloJoe]

@BowTiedPassport average saturday night

[∿ @somewheresy]

DEI stands for Datacenter, Electricity and Infrastructure now

[litquidity @litcapital]

Investing directly in Anthropic’s primary round

vs.

Investing in a triple-layered SPV claiming they have exposure to Anthropic with a 15% upfront mgmt fee + 25% carry fee structure

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Más crudo. Más real.

MFL Underground: New Blood
30 de mayo

Nuevos nombres.
Misma intensidad.

#MFL #MFLUnderground #NewBlood #FightNight

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Guerra de principio a fin. ⚔️

Quintana vs Sánchez dejó puro espectáculo dentro de la jaula en MFL4. 🔥🥊

#MFL4 #MMA #MexicanMMA #FightNight

[MFL @fightmfl_]

El Villano no pide permiso.

Kevin Arreola impuso su juego y se llevó la victoria en MFL4 💥

#MFL4 #TheVillain #Arreola #FightNight

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

big day for the shiny head community

[Skely @123skely]

>.1mg dose of Retatrutide.

> ehh foods ok, im not that hungry.

> 1mg dose of reta'.

> food is disgusting.

>4mg dose of reta'.

>Women are disgusting. Food means nothing.

>5mg dose of reta.

>the forest is speaking to me. I must become a monk.
I have ascended beyond physical pleasure. Food is but a concept, sexual urges are long forgotten. I am on week 4 of no fap. I have a vague memory of what it felt like to be loved. But I have no time for that, I must go deeper into the woods. The world has become corrupt.
I have ascended.

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Mauricio “Dragon” Nievas se lleva la victoria en MFL4 🐉🔥

Una pelea inteligente, con ritmo y control en los momentos clave.

#MFL4 #Nievas #FightMFL #CombatSports

[MFL @fightmfl_]

Sánchez vs Arreola

Rápido. Contundente. Definitivo. 🥊🔥

#MFL4 #FightMFL #CombatSports #Knockout

[m. stanfield @resetbasis]

Boston term of the day: "Irish Rolex" (ankle monitor)

[Joe Merullo @MerulloJoe]

@svanvelk lmao

[Joe Merullo @MerulloJoe]

mood after 1 drink

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Velvet Milkman @velvetmilkman0]

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

[gemchanger @gemchange_ltd]

ok so everyone on here is hyping USVC like it's the second coming of VC access for retail. let me ruin it real quick

the pitch: 1% fee, 0% carry, $500 min, back the next OpenAI before it's obvious

the reality, from their own prospectus:
gross expense ratio is 3.61%. the "no carry" is cope - it's a fund-of-funds, so the underlying VC funds still charge 2/20 and you pay it. they just bury it under "acquired fund fees." the 2.5% rate is a temp waiver that expires Oct 2026

"before it's obvious" - the portfolio is xAI (20% weight, already acquired by SpaceX), OpenAI, Anthropic, Vercel, Crusor. these are the most obvious names in tech. your uber driver knows them

44% of the fund is deployed. rest sits in cash charging you fees

liquidity: no public listing. exit = quarterly tender offers, max 5% NAV, board discretion, can be cancelled.

In 2029 when AI craters and everyone wants out, guess what gets capped first

Ankur is a solid operator but has never returned a VC fund. Vibe I and II are both unrealized. zero '40 Act experience. solo PM with Naval as nominal chairman

the comp is DXYZ - retail private tech fund that traded 900% over NAV at launch. same playbook, different wrapper

this isn't access, more like cosplay access. marketing is A+, the actual deal is mid at best