"We're bringing back the American R-rated comedy to the theaters." SUPER TROOPERS 3, only in theaters August 7. Get tickets meow. #SuperTroopers3 https://t.co/0q3mGWuWuC
Been waiting 4 YEARS for this! I’m fired up to watch the World Cup on home soil! As a former All-JUCO soccer player, I may have lost a few dozen steps, but I’ve still got some power & touch left in these pretty feet.
Good luck to the @USMNT! Let’s make some history! 🇺🇸⚽️
Props to the @Orioles for the Tupac Bobblehead! Thanks to the greatest mascot of all time, the @OrioleBird for flying it out to me! It’s a badass addition to the studio!
WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.
Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.
Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.