Meshack Namayi

Versatile and Adept.

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

My mum is the only person i always declare to "Til death do us Apart",....because I'm sure its only death that wil separate US

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

@SafaricomPLC Nimekwama kwa 700 fuliza since covid times,
Wantam nyinyi
Alaf ii App yenu pia inashinda iki-crush kushinda promises za Ruto.

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

@citizentvkenya Can them that are empowered embrace broke men?

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

Naulizaje,
Nyinyi mtu akipoteza line anaweza renew?

@AIRTEL_KE

[Eric @amerix]

Supporting your parents, siblings and relatives is a noble gesture.

It is moral to offer help where needed.

However, learn to say NO.

Stick to your budget.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Weakness in men must be punished by women. MUST. It’s great for civilization.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Baba they have woken up today to mock your Legacy while swearing in your name. You do not have to be an English Professor to understand what Baba wanted. It’s there in black and white. Progress reports to him every two months and a final report to the Public last Saturday. Now they are putting words in a dead man’s mouth. Give us a signal, Jakom!

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

TYPES OF SCAMS IN KENYA

1. Send me your CV – Scam.

2. We'll get back to you – Scam.

3. I love you more than I love my wife – Scam.

4. Police is your friend – Scam.

5. The youth are the future leaders – Scam.

6. Airtel data bundles – Scam.

7. Your vote counts – Scam.

8. Send me money to visit you – Scam.

9. I have a boyfriend but it's complicated – Double scam.

10. This is not a scam – Scam.

11. Our school is the best – Scam.

12. Come over, I want to show you something – Scam.

13. Oh, he’s just a childhood friend – Scam.

14. He's like a brother/sister to me – Outstanding scam.

15. I'm with the boys – Scam.

16. I promise I won't tell anyone – Scam.

17. I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring – Pure scam.

18. A: Let's do a video call...
B: Sorry, my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark – Chief scam.

19. This year I see you buying a car – Spiritual scam.

20. Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen – 5G scam.

21. Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? – Scammest scam of them all.

Bonus scam!!!

22. I have never loved someone like this before – Greatest scam.

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

@KyaloIntel In the first 100 days, we will... Scam

[Eric @amerix]

There is nothing like a "God-fearing" woman.

She doesn't exist.

The things these "God-fearing" women do under the cover of darkness are disgustingly shocking.

Women don't fear God. They fear becoming irrelevant.

[Makau F. Mully @makaumully]

Barack Obama to likes of Samia Suluhu of Tanzania,

"Getting 90% of votes when Opposition is locked up, that's not democracy".

[PETER MAYA 🇰🇪🇺🇸 @PETERMAYA027]

A Returning officer received a surprise slap by Gen Z in Tanzania and he said Idi Amin Mama won in that polling station 😂😂

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

January 30, 2018: Uhuru Park, I PROUDLY administered the Oath of Office for The People’s President, as men trembled.

They alleged it was treason, but I stood firm and reclaimed our dignity and constitutionalism. I’m forever proud of this act of fearlessness. #RipRailaOdinga

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The minds of youth are easily corrupted, which is why the corrupt ply their propaganda to the youth

[Meshack Namayi @Meshack_namayi]

Civilisation & technological advancement have led to abundant social and economic prosperity with overwhelming knowledge & information,
Rendering human relations, esp between men and women, obsolescent, & almost obsolete,
Hence the collapsing marriages & relationships.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Prophet Edwin Sifuna warned you from way back. You did not believe.