Michelle Espinoza

I'm a freakin' ray of sunshine. I'm a total betch, total foodie, slightly alcoholic, slightly blonde, and I love to drive with my top down!

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

Vote for Judgement Day!
World Ice Art Championships
CLICK LINK to VOTE! #thesawisthelaw
#godblesstexas #usa #SanAntonio #worldiceartchampionships

https://t.co/KvSb66pXAN

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@TMobile @SamsungMobileUS I WILL ONLY EVER USE A GALAXY NOTE! YES I AM SHOUTING!!! #Loyal #Android #Samsung #TMobile

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

I just saw @lizzo in NOLA. She was FABULOUS! #getbettersoon

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Bumbershoot♥️ I have to cancel cus of severe sinus infection. I been battling all week & tried to power thru but it got worse. I have been advised by my dr that I can’t fly until I am better.  I hate cancelling shows. I am so sorry Seattle. I love y’all.

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

Yas!!! I was blessed to see her in concert. I'm so ready for this.

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

👏👏👏

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@stephanuts I was shamed at WaterWorks. I pulled into the stall - it was completely covered with bird poop. The freakin' attendant said "how did you let this happen?" I was like "just clean it, run it through a few times of you have to." #doyourjob

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@stephanuts I ask myself the same thing every day 🏖

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@hitRECordJoe Dead.

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

#texasweather https://t.co/PMV9O8Oz6I

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

It's May, which means summer weather isn't far behind. Remember: If you can't stand the heat, stay in the air condition and make the little people come to you.

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@stephanuts 😂😂😂

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

I walked right into this...LMAO
#hangry #thirsty #imahoe

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

If feel as if I need to say something witty but I'm star-struck...I'm buying you tacos when you come back to San Antonio!! @adamlevine

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

It took us over an hour to drive 2.5 miles - the tacos at El Regio Taco Truck in the Hardbodies parking lot are the absolute damn BEST!! #strippertacos #tacos #safoodlover

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@PuroSanAntonio Truth!

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@hitRECordJoe Why? Or, But why?

[Michelle Espinoza @Mespin76]

@hitRECordJoe #beerburro

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

Me: Where's the cat?
Her: She doesn't respond to that.
Me: I'm not saying it
Her: Then I'm not telling you
Me: Ok, where is Her Majesty, Empress Clawdia
Her: On her throne

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.