Jess

you're so vain, you'll probably think these tweets are about you.

[Jess @MessJorin]

@AMorettz Imma buy you a big ol chocolate heart

[Jess @MessJorin]

This is your annual reminder that nobody needs to see a video of fireworks on your Instagram story.

[Jess @MessJorin]

@_mnr__ Valid question by Gary

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

What a road it’s been.

#HU5KIES

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Congrats to UConn! Undeniably the best basketball program in the country the last 25 years. #uconn

[Matthew McCandless @mattyMc_CANDLES]

This guy is picking against the Huskies? @stoolpresidente

[Jess @MessJorin]

@shemamigams And a coke*

[Jess @MessJorin]

Unless you got a dog. I wanna see him.

[Jess @MessJorin]

🚨Here’s your yearly reminder that posting photos of your Christmas gifts makes you an asshole🚨

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

That’s our boy

[Jess @MessJorin]

It is time @TheClemReport

[Jess @MessJorin]

@mrpoopthoughts Since when are you gluten free?

[Jess @MessJorin]

I may be flawed but at least I didn’t refer to my significant other as “my turkey” on social media this thanksgiving.

[Jess @MessJorin]

@mrpoopthoughts And off*

[Ethan Shanfeld @ethanshanfeld]

Taylor Hawkins' son, Shane Hawkins, performing "My Hero" with Foo Fighters ❤️

[Jess @MessJorin]

@joetucci3 RT

[Jess @MessJorin]

@_mnr__ MISS PAT IS 80?!??? I’ll take whatever she’s having!!!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Yes yes you should definitely take lots of videos of these fireworks. You will definitely watch the videos later

[Jess @MessJorin]

This is your annual reminder that nobody needs to see a video of fireworks on your Instagram story.

[Jess @MessJorin]

@trevorjab Major 👏🏼