taco melle

previously cornhub • afraid of iguanas

[taco melle @_mnr__]

All of AWS being down while I can’t sleep is criminal

[Baemos @thekidRamos]

Am I wrong? For thinking that we could be something for real??

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Paige be dressed like Allen Iverson every time I see her

[Murdakes @murdakes1]

may 2025 bring everyone as much joy as bob listening to levels™️ ever heard of it

[taco melle @_mnr__]

the only edits I’ll make next time are:
•instead of 50/50 with the cheese I’d do 75/25 for sauce/layering
•littleeeeee dash of dry mustard in with the spice mix in addition to the Dijon

Otherwise this shit is pretty perfect

[taco melle @_mnr__]

I have Tini’s mac and cheese in the oven right now and cannot explain how excited I am for this

[taco melle @_mnr__]

@lilydsmith I didn’t have parsley- and letting it cool but so far it’s actually phenomenal. Had some tastes before the oven

[taco melle @_mnr__]

@NotAsian_Tyler If I weren’t baked myself I would UGH

[my name baragorn @TheBestPoaster]

can’t believe NYE is on 4/20 this year

[taco melle @_mnr__]

Sleeping with mouth tape and a nasal strip straight up puts me into a coma

[taco melle @_mnr__]

Ban alcohol

[taco melle @_mnr__]

reminder you can do this

[taco melle @_mnr__]

happy Monday LGD @NJDevils

[taco melle @_mnr__]

Do NOT go to a wedding you weren’t invited to just because you think you should’ve been.

[I Am Just Emkay. @mkhululi_simon]

@Didilifestyle But if you real then there's no need for invite.

Everyone calling you asking if you coming and you sitting at home cos you didn't get an invite is just weird.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

getting drunk with my cousins isn’t enough, i need to fist fight my dad

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

*saves file on computer*

OneDrive: got it

me: where?

OneDrive: what

[JustSayYesss 🔥🔥🔥 @uplatedrinkin]

Her lil bro said
“You kno what would really set things off”

[taco melle @_mnr__]

@kt_marieee13 meanwhile we call her the giant dog now because she’s 4x the size of Ruby 😂

[taco melle @_mnr__]

both of my dogs perch and sit on whatever or whoever they want and I’m just waiting until the day where one sits on top of the other

[kenzie @svravenss]

the office was never this funny