MessageDojo

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[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@Tesla Why TF would you remove my ability to set a speed with the scroll whhel for FSD? Speed limit is 70 here, but I want to go slower! You removed this option with the recent update. WTF #FSD #FullSelfDrive #Tesla

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@JeffreykeithFox @SamDave2023 Sounds like you enjoy 9% inflation.

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@Ctrl_Alt_F8 @SamDave2023 You entire party is satire.

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@Heccles94 Says the idiot who doesn't know there aren't ANY socialist countries on the planet for a reason.

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@Heccles94 I prefer the one where the moron thinking Socialism works is missing.

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@METAVERZUZ Any Beatles tune.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Every California family that moved to Texas. 🏠

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@body_cops F U for wasting my time

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@DrRitaDed Huh?

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@Gwani_bukhari That's not what the Quran says.

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@Emma_224vi Vespucci

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@METAVERZUZ 25 or 6 to 4

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@ImmortanZit Next she'll be wanting reparations from the descendants of King Tut.

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@PatsyDiabetes Why are you shaking ham hocks at his building?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: A senior Iranian official tells Reuters that Iran "will never give up its right to enrich Uranium" and that there are currently "no talks" underway with the US over Iran's nuclear program.

The Iranian official says US proposals for Iran's nuclear program are "at odds with Iran’s demands."

Brent crude oil rises above $102/barrel on the news.

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@grok is a fucking liar!

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@CalzoTR @elonmusk Triggered much?

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@arcticinstincts @elonmusk STFU

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@malik_alee66879 Women

[MessageDojo @MessageDojo]

@its_The_Dr We cannot guess because ai already know.