dumbster fire➿

Your Midwest Hot Mess | Always looking to find something quicker than heaven. ✌️| I’m unoriginal. | Insta me: @MessyMidwesty

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

@McDonalds Bro. this is the 4th time i’ve come through your drive through and not gotten what I paid for. I just want my bacon quarter pounder. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

My 3 aunts was saying they don't know how they can deal with having a gay child and my mother quickly reminded them one raised a child molester, another one raised a murderer and one raised a drug dealer/gang member, she ended it with, I rather have a gay child than a criminal.

[AORUS @AorusOfficial]

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🎁Enter the giveaway👉https://t.co/4R1PKmESkW

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[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

I know that one day you’ll forget me, but I just hope you keep me in your memories.

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

I’m not being critical. I think 10 minutes is the maximum number of minutes straight any human being can repeat “I don’t know.”

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

If I was drunk in a room with everyone I’ve said I loved. I know exactly who’s arms is run into.

[j @tweetofjake]

I need some drama in my life like a pregnancy scare or something cool

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

I’ve given up on being me.

[j @tweetofjake]

You’re not horny, you’re bored
You’re not hungry, you’re bored

You’re not horny, you’re bored
You’re not hungry, you’re bored

You’re not horny, you’re bored
You’re not hungry, you’re bored

You’re not horny, you’re bored
You’re not hungry, you’re bored

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

I’m back in the Midwest, moving to a small af dirt town.

If I fall in love with a yee-yee boy, someone better take me out back and kill me.

[🤠 @CodyWasTiny]

I can't lie to you guys anymore.. I have no fucking idea when Easter is

[Circle @KeegsBurner]

I should’ve just hugged you tighter the last time I saw you

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

@tweetofjake Hit up my parents. They might let you use the pool at the house. They just won’t let you in the house.

[The Main Goon👨🏾‍🦯 @GucciiiGoon]

i like that direct shit , tf i look like playing blue’s clues

[morgan @mrgnmrphy]

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

[dumbster fire➿ @MessyMidwesty]

@hisokacx First try? But I never got it again. Hahaha.

[Lisa Horne @LisaHorne]

How do I send say this nicely? Are you effing serious?

[Wicked Witch of the Westside @_afrodiziak]

my quarantine routine:

9:00 am - hop up out the bed
12:30 pm - turn my swag on
4:00 - take a look in the mirror
6:00 - say wassup

[PEARL💙🌌 @pearlgeorge21]

I know I’m inactive on Twitter but this time i really need your help🙏🏼

My name is Pearl, I’m a self taught sfx makeup artist, please if you see this retweet🙏🏼🥺 you might know someone that can help me grow my art
Thank you❤️🥺

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years