Mestiso Mike

Dad, Hubby, Clinician. USA(R). Firefighter health advocate. Tweets are mine ≠ medical advice. Did some cool shit a lifetime ago. Sick of mediocre. #AATW #RLTW

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@katelyn_bard I wore these once in a shift. But I received complaints that I was both unstoppable and irresistible. You’ve been warned.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@johnpavlovitz “Don’t fu$& this up.”
Book of Army Operations
-Random NCO

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@AlanaKinrich 54 and some change. And male, generally. My wife gets “are you a nurse?” a lot. Really makes her day.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

Wife- ok buddy. Big sis lost the championship game. Just tell her how proud you are. Don’t mention losing.

@lifewithbrian13 - Hey sis. You played SOO hard. Sorry you lost the game. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@nursekelsey My wife does this. It’s both annoying and incredibly sexy at the same time.

[Harry Thomas @DrHarryThomas]

GIs when told they have to do a case in the OR

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@SurgeryBro Make sure you use that $hit to motivate you. Was called lazy and “not very bright” for most of my life. Own a couple of clinics now and I owe it all to hustle and grind.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@JJcolemanMD Yeah. Our boys, 7 and 5, look like they came back from war. Every. Damn. Day.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@DrGolfShirt Blue Pilot G2 0.38 all day baby.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

Looks like Iraq....

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The surface of Mars as seen by Curiosity Rover with the sound of the Martian winds captured by InSight lander. Credit: NASA​/​JPL-Caltech​/​MSSS

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@embasic @PresidentAANP There’s so much hate here. I love it.

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@dkirch888 My beer drinking photos are far less impressive. T2B like a boss.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@SurgeryBro Broooooo

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@j_thePA Did this for a 10yr anniversary trip to S. America and got divorced at 9.5. Ended up buying my dream watch- a Rolex. That watch brought me more joy than that succubus ever did.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@embasic I wonder if this person is burned out and should, perhaps, consider a sabbatical or career change?

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@NaanDerthaal @gerri_rey Headed... lol.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@mother_runner5 45 and 45

[Fire Engineering @fireengineering]

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[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@BunkerGear_Gal Pull string. Make boom. Get paid.

[Mestiso Mike @MestisoMike]

@MdSlutty Day drinking. Don’t recommend.